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Sunday, February 13, 2022

SUNDAY UPDATE: U.S. INTEL SAYS WAR STARTS ON DAY THAT ENDS IN “Y”

“General Clueless leads U.S. to war over a border 5,000+ miles away!”

I’d like somebody / anybody to enlighten me as to what the significance for the

U.S. is for a border between Russia & Ukraine that’s approximately 5,500 miles

away from the U.S.? … none of the Communist Libtards currently in the D.C.

swamp give 2 rat fucks about the U.S. southern border, where it’s open to anyone,

and directly threatens the sovereignty of the country with illegal immigration

… but somehow the Russia / Ukraine border matters, enough so to start WWIII?

… the country and its “Feckless Dopes” running it have learned nothing from

recent history, where just recently last August the U.S. LOST TO A BUNCH OF

RAGHEADS WITH RIFLES DRIVING PICKUP TRUCKS, and then decided to leave

some $86 billion dollars worth of military hardware for the victors … and these

are the “Woke Jokes” that are gonna engage the Russians in their backyard?


It would seem appropriate for somebody to remind “Taliban Joe” that the

Russians ain’t the Iraqis, or the Libyans, or even the ragtag hooligans that kicked

their ass in Afghanistan … THEY’RE RUSSIAN! … and I’d lay heavy bets and odds

they are millions of times tougher than you think! … so General Clueless, in

risking WWIII, whaddaya gonna do, call up Dean Wormer and put ‘em on

“double secret probation? … maybe a “stern” letter from the U.N."? … “oh right,

sanctions! … sanctions that don’t work, have never worked, and make you look

like the absolute Fool you are … and what happens, pray tell, if Vlad & crew do

decide to invade Ukraine, and at the same time XI thinks it would be a great time

to take Taiwan? … whaddaya gonna do then fancy pants”!? … quite frankly, if

you’re wondering what the consequences of “weak leadership” looks like, one

look at “Taliban Joe” is all the proof you need.


Meanwhile, the airwaves in the U.S. filled with “panic porn”, as once again

“anonymous sources” in the intelligence community [an oxymoron if there ever

was one] puke out the ”invasion imminent” red flag … “it’s coming Monday!

… err, no wait, Tuesday! … never mind, it’s now Wednesday!!” … pick a day, any

day! …  needless to say, these are the same military Apparatchiks & spy spooks

that said Saddam had weapons of mass destruction [WMD] and therefore we

need to invade Iraq … have we found them yet? … and no worries, “Taliban Joe”

himself said in July there was “no chance” Kabul would fall, his intelligence

services have informed him … FUBAR that right into August where 13 brave,

courageous, & heroic U.S. Marines lost their lives cuz of Idiots like Joe Biden

… forget Kamala, she was getting her nails done and couldn’t be bothered

… well, at least we got a gay pride parade in Kabul before the Taliban took over!


One thing I’m absolutely sure of, is that I trust Putin to keep a “cool head” a lot

more than I’d ever trust Biden … Biden just “lost it” over a question Lester Holt

asked him about comments “Taliban Joe” himself made last summer about

inflation … prickly much there Joe? … and quite frankly given his track record

of 50 years in the D.C. “Swamp”, AND NEVER ONCE BEING RIGHT ABOUT A

SINGLE FUCKING THING, the only thing I’d trust Biden over, is his ability to fill

his diaper after pudding and a nap … there’s a reason when Bin Laden was alive,

that he told his followers to never harm Joe Biden … he knew if he ever came to

power, he’d be a “creampuff” and could be rolled.


As Tulsi Gabbard has pointed out, this entire affair can be solved in a minute

… all sides agree that Ukraine can never be admitted to NATO, and sign off on it

via some kind of treaty … and it’s over, cuz that’s the issue as far as the Ruskies

are concerned … the Russians want a buffer … I seem to remember back in 1962

during the Cuban missile crisis, JFK demanded a buffer and so wanted Russian

nukes out of Cuba … as a gesture, JFK removed nukes from Turkey and the crisis

was over … what’s so different here, besides the shoe being on the other foot?

… but, leave it up to “Taliban Joe” and he’ll fuck it up, and that could lead to

WWIII. I sincerely hope & pray nothing happens, cuz it’s always innocent people

who get killed … Let’s be real here, Vlad is no Boy Scout by any measure, but I

hope he continues to keep his cool, and finds a diplomatic way out of this mess

… as for Biden, the only thing you can count on from him is he’ll find

a way to fuck anything up … let’s hope him shitting his diapers is all he does.


EXIT QUESTION: “With nothing going to happen immediately, why does the U.S.

government hold a presser, and claim once again that according to 3

ANONYMOUS SOURCES in the Intelligence community, Russia will invade

Ukraine Monday? … markets tank and go “Thelma & Louise”, as gold rips higher

… why deliberately create this PANIC in markets for no fucking reason? … who

benefits from this? … what’s the rational? … and here we go again with the

“anonymous sources” horseshit from people who have proven over and over

again they can’t be trusted … except to provide timely PROPAGANDA, as if

Goebbels himself is at the lectern promising imminent victory … what are these

assholes deflecting & trying to hide? … asking for a friend.


Oh, that’s right, I forgot … we’re just supposed to trust & believe the U.S.

Government cuz of apple pie, the Super Bowl, land of the free and other

platitudes cuz we’re the “good guys” … since when? … certainly not since the

end of WWII … let me “ring some bells” for you … Vietnam. Middle East wars,

abandoning the Shah of Iran, the rise of China thanks to the Clinton Crime

Family, 9/11 and the horrendous loss of personal freedoms in the U.S. and

another almost completely useless government boondoggle in Homeland

Security [“security” from what?], more Mideast wars that accomplish NADA, and

now medical tyranny where we’ve been lied to by the CDC, among others, and

forced to wear “head diapers” that are meaningless … shall I go on, or is this

enough? … so in 75 years, name me one thing the U.S. Government has been

honest about? … and now we have a complete Doofus as Preezy, who sits in

the WH cuz the 2020 election was stolen, and I’m supposed to believe it’s all

Russia’s fault? … please, if you haven’t already, wake the fuck up and

smell the coffee!


So boys & girls, look for that “invasion” come a day that ends in “Y” … your

“top notch” intelligence services are on the case … “have we found Cankles

emails yet? … have you geniuses “cracked” Hunter Biden’s computers yet?”

… as a result of this buffoonery, markets are gonna be held hostage to every

little rumor floated by the usual scam artists at the scumbag banks, where they’ll 

have free rein on jacking VIX whenever they feel like it … maybe Vlad is gonna

invade, I certainly don’t know … but if he doesn’t this upcoming week, and

“Taliban Joe” looks like an Idiot yet again [a likely scenario], how long do

markets give this before crying out “BULLSHIT”!? … and then there’s Xi &

Taiwan, which could really complicate Biden’s afternoon nap and diaper

change … now what markets?


Quite frankly, “Stock Bellies” are ripe for a crash, given the scope & extent of the

bubble created by the FED … Vlad invading may cause some heartburn, but I

guarantee if Xi did something the “Spoos” would crash & burn and make 1987

look like a mild correction … have both of ‘em acquired the necessary gold

reserves to back their currencies now? … if so, what happens to the U.S. Dollar

that can’t compete cuz it’s just fiat? … would all of this be “worth it” for Vlad & Xi,

with an Assclown like Biden at the helm, who can talk tough all he wants, but

every world leader knows he’s full of shit? … the drumbeat of war on Friday

didn’t really do much to the FX space … Dollar & Yen rallied some, but the moves

weren’t anything like that seen in gold & “Stock Bellies” … if the tanks start rolling

over the border, though, I’d expect stronger sell flows at least initially … from

there, who knows? … and you can take your 7 rate hikes in 2022 and park ‘em

where the sun never shines as well.


Directly below, the 20 Day Range MA’s for selected pairs.


click on table to enlarge

I move over to Cable tonight, so we’ll finally get signals to trade … I keep

planning on bringing out the results tables & charts, and for the last several

weeks have been waiting for “Priscilla The Trading Gorilla” [ PTTG] to get over

whatever variant of the Kung Fu Flu she has had … she didn’t do any trading

this past week, but tells me she’ll start tomorrow on Monday over in one of the

crypto pairs … welcome back! … so again, wait ‘till next Sunday’s blog update.


Onto the week … outta here … “The future’s so bright I need sunglasses”!! 😎😎

… Onward & Upward!!


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