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Friday, February 11, 2022

LOUNGE LIZARDS IN PANIC MODE … FOOLS AT WORK

 

“Meanwhile, over at the FED!”

The FED is in official “panic mode” … they got nobody to blame but themselves,

having created the largest financial bubble the world has ever seen, and now

scrambling to figure out how to stop it from growing ever higher & wider in scope

,,, FED PIE HOLE BULLARD spills the beans yesterday, calling for an emergency

FED rate hike of 50 bps as early as this morning … which is kinda interesting

since 10 trading days ago he was all dovish poo pooing rate hikes as necessary

at all … “WTF has happened in 10 trading days”? … well for starters, forget all of

the usual horseshit of the highest inflation in 40 years, rising crude oil & Natty

gas prices, and the feckless leadership of none other than “Taliban Joe” and his

crew of Communist misfits that FUBAR every single thing they touch, and instead

focus your attention on the only thing that matters to FED PIE HOLES … namely,

the “Spoos” [SP500] … 10 trading days ago, it looked as if the index might crash,

and so the market needed some “FED juice” to make it go higher, giving the

“Plunge Protection Team” [PPT] cover to lift “Stonks” higher … now however,

with 7 … count ‘em 7! … rate hikes priced into the interest rate cake to the end

of 2022, and inflation literally “out of control”, the bubble refuses to stop growing

… investors / traders are piling in long near record ATH, and it’s as if nobody is

listening to the Assclowns from the faculty lounge … well now, what to do, what

to do? … and here he comes right on cue throwing cold water on all those

yesterday who blindly bought MOAR! … in other words, the FED is putting the

“lid” on further “Stock Bellies” appreciation until valuations & froth are driven

out!


With Europe just opening, it remains to be seen if the FED hikes rates this AM

before the NYSE open … could be a big “bluff”, and the lounge lizards are

simply blowing smoke … on the other hand, what’s gonna make the bubble

stop growing? … that’s right, start raising rates aggressively thus causing the

next recession … more good news for “Taliban Joe” as he heads towards the

mid terms slaughter that’s waiting for him and the rest of the Communist

Libtards in the Clown College … it looks to be one helluva interesting morning

that’s for sure! … markets are doing NADA, waiting to see if the FED acts this

AM … most likely if they do, it’ll be between 8 AM - 9 AM EST.


So, like so many other things government FUBARS to the hilt, the people that

cause the problem are given the green light to solve it … “Gee, what can possibly

go wrong here”? … what an absolute fucking joke the world casino has become

… and if by chance they’re “blowing smoke”, we’re already up to 7 rate hikes for

the year, and that’s priced in, so when they cave what does that do to the bubble?

… these Morons are absolutely clueless, and it’s gonna eventually lead to the

biggest “Stonks” crash ever seen down the road.


Well, it’s a “Hoover Dam” good thing the Lounge Lizards don’t play poker for a

living, as the “bluff” is just that … now what Idiots? … AND SINCE THAT TRIAL

BALLOON DIDN’T WORK, here comes the propaganda narrative of Bullard the

“lone wolf” … geez, these people are simply awful at whatever it is they do.


And here we are again  at the London Fix. with some of the most pathetic ranges

& trading action I’ve ever seen in my trading life … and I can’t really blame either

gold or EURUSD traders for wanting no part of this Class A+ Clusterfark

engineered by the Lounge Lizards at the FED … nobody, and I mean nobody has a

fucking clue what to do, as the FED floats trail balloons and plays

“good cop / bad cop” almost daily … quite frankly, this isn’t an environment that

is good for gold … gold will have its time & place, but we ain’t there yet … the

FED has to cave on rate hikes, and when that happens look for the melt ups

… until then, it’s gonna be tough sledding to the upside as the scumbag bullion

banks play the “Comex Con Game” … and over in EURUSD, the ECB is like

“wet toast”, and who the Hell wants that … there isn’t any way in Hell the ECB

matches or exceeds the FED in rate hikes going forward, and we still don’t know

what’s gonna happen to BoJo in Britain … does he stay or does he go? … and

so we got a daily roulette wheel going in Cable based on the latest rumors, from

the same people who funded their mistress funds during BREXIT for 5+ years

… so look around, and ask yourself if you’re an institution just what it is that’s

gonna get you to buy / sell EURUSD and/or GBPUSD? … right, I dunno either. 


Thus, we get the bullshit we’re seeing now … up a little / down a little / rinse, repeat

and screw tight stops … where did it go? … it’s all order flow with the scumbag

banks front running corporate orders and almost nothing else … and if you think

you can beat the bank to the order flow, I got some bad news for you Skippy … at

the “Fix” EURUSD ends up with a 25 - 30 PIP range for 8+ hours, and gold is a one

way street up / down with no trading per se, inside a shit range of about $8 - $9

… this is absolutely criminal … and it’s no better over in crypto land, where the

alt-coins are D.E.A.D. … go ahead, try and find a pulse, I dare you … there’s more

action at the county morgue than in crypto at the moment.


This entire week in EURUSD a very big nothingburger! … and that VIX we saw the

week before? … like a squirrel fart in the wind, it goes that quick … thanks central

banks … no trades in anything today, and quite frankly after Bullard’s bluff of an

emergency 50 bps rate hike this morning came and went, the FED is left with

damaged credibility, and a feeling we’re looking at a bunch of Fools like the little

boy who cried wolf … they’re trying to buy time, but IMHO I don’t think the markets

will let them … and in the end, all we’re left with is confusion in practically every

market on the board.


I’m hoping BoJo and Cable can get resolved quickly next week, so I can move

over there for some PAMM trades … I’ve since learned from this morning, that

the committee of Tories that will be deciding BoJo’s fate as PM, will give a

“heads up” on any impending vote … that means we are likely not to get any

kind of surprise announcement that gaps Cable up/down in microseconds … that

being said, in this kind of shit environment where the FED plays “Whack-A-Mole”,

Cable sings its own tune and goes wherever the Hell it wants, albeit with a little

help from the EURGBP cross, and has at least some VIX to dance with every day

… as we continue to see more often than not, the same can’t be said for gold

and/or EURUSD … I look at both EURUSD & gold and analyze the trading action,

and I want to puke, cuz that’s how bad it is … nothing but flips of a coin and

subdued VIX [and I’m being kind] … I’ll trade ‘em when there’s something to

trade … onto next week as I pick up Cable on Monday.


… outta here … “The future’s so bright I need sunglasses”!! 😎😎

… Onward & Upward!!


-vegas



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