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Friday, July 7, 2017

FAIRY TALE FRIDAY

“Magical job numbers … the Pudding Business is hiring!”

Yes, it’s that time of the month; we can all gather around the financial websites and biz cable TV networks [Bloomberg & CNBC], and come 8:30 A.M. sharp, we’ll get the math oracles at the governments “Bureau of Unicorns & Fairy Tales” to give us the monthly Non-Farm Payrolls [NFP] for June. Oh joy, as once gain we can learn how many waitresses and bartenders got those high paying “jobs” at Applebees, to push the U.S. economy thrusting forward. I, myself, with my own eyes, have seen the ads in the storefront windows, the sides of buildings, and on factory fences. Well, cheer up Lads & Lassies, cuz the government is here and they want to help.


“Proof positive there are plentiful jobs available in America!”

Just recently I came across some undergraduate thesis projects, which only goes to show the level of academic rigor now practiced at America’s finest Libtard universities. The level of straightforward logic and academic rigor is breathtaking; I see a bright future for this person as an analyst on Wall Street, or even better, a “talking head” on CNBC, cuz they definitely got “what it takes”.

“You do believe in the science of advanced mathematics don’t you?”

And like OMG for sure Dude, it’s a beautiful thing to behold, cuz all those recent indoctrination grads [a/k/a college grads] in Libtard Nation are having a tough time getting a good paying job with their “Transgender Climate Change” B.A., or the B.S. in “Ethnic Studies” [with a solid minor in “White Suppression”], and it appears [hard to believe I know] it’s kinda tough getting a good 6 digit paying job, with full health benefits, 12 weeks of paid vacation, and time off for protesting anything Trump. Well, whatever happens don’t worry, cuz Mom & Dad’s basement is always there for you!

Turning to today’s market … NFP is [trumpets blaring, the clouds part] …. 179K expected versus 222K … stock indices pop, then fade, and after the open it’s a chopfest with short covering rallies that evaporate as quickly as they start. Looking at the daily candlestick chart, today looks and feels like a “dead cat” bounce; more than likely there is selling lined up above 21400 - 21450 to make things difficult.

Again, forget NFP … it’s the “setup” that matters, and today’s setup to be blunt … stinks! … Market got “monkey hammered” into the close, and now opens higher and tries to go higher the next day [today] … this is a worst-case scenario for higher prices later today that you can dream up. It isn’t that it can’t happen, it’s the fact market history tells us it is very less probable, and is likely to disappoint if you buy the rally.

Of course, coupled with the fact the market is about 100 higher here in early afternoon, and a “vapors” rally from the central banks Sunday night most likely taking us another 70 higher, we will open up Monday like nothing had ever happened from 21500. And just like that … it’s soooooo easy when you got the CNTRL-P machine isn’t it? Who needs market action? Simply take it there on nothing!

Even outside of the fairy tales job report and into the trading day, action has been a nightmare; nothing but chop and M1 spikes, with totally nothing in between. One glance at the M1 candlesticks, and it’s obvious you can’t be long or short and not be extremely nervous; all it takes is for the SP500 to go 0.1 index points and the Dow30 lurches against you anywhere from 3 – 10 points, depending on where the scumbag LP has stops he wants to run … throw in slippage, and in a 7-10 point range, and you’re a guaranteed loser.

One trade today; really just a nothing burger 1 point profit. After I got long, the SP500 starts to rally and the Dow30 does nothing; when the SP500 stops rallying [2 full index points higher] I liquidate, simply cuz I know how this rodeo gets played; all it takes is for the SP500 to go down 0.1 points and the Dow30 LP drops the price quickly. Sure enough, that’s what happened, and off of that 20 point slide comes the SP500 straight up to a new high. Of course, the Dow30 gap spikes and it’s off to the races … since then, absolutely nothing on this “chopfest” NFP Friday.

Here at the close, this is one of the worst trading days I’ve seen in a while; a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants. Literally, M1 spikes and then nothing … rinse & repeat a couple of times… that’s pretty much the story. Sure, NFP always skews things, but even forgetting that, today wasn’t trading … it was gaps up/down with no trade flow at all. It’s Friday and summer time, and after NFP this morning, it looks as if many traders said time to go home … you really can’t read a whole lot into this day once the NFP report was out of the way. Onward & Upward!

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Time for the beach … me & the ice cream “king” dog are outta here … until Monday mi amigos.

Have a great weekend everybody!

-vegas

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Thursday, October 6, 2016

THE GREAT UNWIND OF 2016


“I’ll never get long gold again."


Coming into this morning and looking at the overnight action, once again I’m amazed at the feeble attempt at a late afternoon rally attempt in Asia / early morning Europe. That rally got sold so fast it should get a speeding ticket! Seriously, over the years these traders that consistently try and take gold higher in the Asian hours, 9 out of 10 times get it rammed up where the sun don’t shine once New York trading commences; you would think after years and years of getting high prices shoved up your donkey, that maybe … just maybe … you could take a fucking hint after gold has just gotten absolutely monkey hammered crushed by about 4% not even 48 hours earlier, that maybe this time might not be such a good idea to buy the stuff. Apparently not. [“I know, wait for Gartman to give a sell signal and then mortgage the house and get long. Please, don’t tempt me.”]
And so, any hopes of a rally today in gold [so far] get clobbered by the dupes in Asia.


“Continue drinking Mrs. Wantanabe, but for cryin’ out loud, stop buying gold while I sleep!”
As the market headed south from the New York open, it was simply a question of whether or not we could get an exhaustion “hit” at the aqua/red lines; again today, I’m a little surprised by the somewhat “orderly” move down in prices. No short term panic [which is what we want and see at the exhaustion lines], just constant selling pressure lower.

Tomorrow morning sees another “most important jobs number evahhhh!” [expected 151K jobs added in Sept.] from the political math hacks over at the Bureau of Unicorns & Fairy Tales, and from where I sit, if the number is strong in all likelihood we get a flush lower into the exhaustion lines followed by short covering rallies going into the weekend. If the number is weak, the market will blow a hole in the shorts of the shorts, and we will probably get some moves to the upper exhaustion lines. In any event, with what we have seen so far this week, prices have the potential to gyrate wildly.
As I write, the 1250 area is under assault; directly below the daily candlestick with Ichimoku cloud.
Now, I don’t have a clue if the low @ 1250.32 gets taken out later today, or the commercials wait for tomorrow’s NFP report. If/when this support gives way, what happens next is key for prices going forward a few weeks. Does it break support and keep going with feeble rallies, or does it simply clean out sell stops and climb back with a vengeance? We’ll see.
So far, the selling has been relentless, not only from Brexit longs [retail & hedge fund (hello Crispin Odey, how’s that billion dollar+ long bet on gold working out?)], but also from the hundreds of billions of dollars in “risk parity” funds, which when prices head in the wrong direction in one asset class, it very much leads to either panic buying or selling in another; right now, that “other” is gold, and until these quant guys are finished selling you can forget about any serious rally in gold.
The algorithm has not offered any buy signals so far today, so I have no trades to report. Yesterday, the dog and I got to the beach and it was better than I expected; even after 20+ inches of rain you couldn’t tell it rained an inch. I’m outta here.
Have a great day everybody!
-vegas
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Friday, September 2, 2016

STUPIDITY EXEMPLIFIED

WHEN “GREAT” TRADING MINDS THINK ALIKE



My heartfelt congratulations to the dumb ass large gold traders who took gold out on a $74 up-down-up-down-back up roller coaster date in 10 minutes; I’m sure your Mums would be proud. “Hey, I never, ever said they were smarter than you, just that they have more money to lose to play with and then ultimately do “stupid shit”.” And boy, did some people ever fit that category today or what?
It never ceases to amaze me, even after decades of trading, that traders/investors/pundits place any emphasis at all on the jobs numbers coming out of the Bureau of Unicorns & Fairy Tales the first Friday of each month; these numbers have been, are now, and will be in the future, nothing more than sugar & cinnamon laced piles of statistical bullshit designed to placate the public that “all is well”. And in the face of this bullshit, we got Obamacare health care premiums skyrocketing on the helpless middle class; we got the CEO of Family Dollar stores [not exactly “high end” shopping] telling us biz is awful because people are struggling; WalMart laying off 7,000 workers; Hanjin [one of the world’s largest shippers] declaring bankruptcy, and most telling the worker from WalMart [via Zero Hedge yesterday] talking about how a $27,000 a year desk job [read “Pudding Business” here folks] is “coveted” and that there is a long waiting list to get this kind of paper pushing back office gig. Seriously, WTF is wrong with this country when you got people thinking like this?
But, not to worry, cuz CNBC talking heads are already painting the rosy picture of “stocks are rallying” [cuz nothing says new all time highs are in the cards better than a world falling apart before your very lyin' eyes], and President Empty Suit will utter whatever inane comments about how his totalitarian regime is continuing the “recovery” from the evil Bush administration, blah blah yada yada, “stop, I’m getting fucking sick listening to all this propaganda bullshit!” Somewhere, Joseph Goebbels is smiling.
So natch, coming into this clusterfuck the first Friday of every month, the only sane thing to do is sit on the sidelines and watch big money literally kill themselves in seconds to the dealer & bullion bank community, which is only to happy to provide them the rope to hang themselves; this month being no exception. And after the stops on both sides of the market have been “cleaned out”, and by default of course fills given at the extremes, what happens next? 
Why of course, not a damn thing, as everybody looks around and says to themselves, “WTF just happened, and do I want to play anymore today?” And those of you that got your ass handed to you from this stupidity, you now got a 3 day weekend to digest it all sitting in a corner somewhere in a fetal position mumbling to yourself something along the lines of, “Never again am I going to get caught in this shit”, until 4 weeks from now it probably happens again. For the bullion banks & dealers, Christmas comes 12 times a year.
Ok, so after the “fun & games” of watching money destruction in seconds, we now got a market that rocketed through the exhaustion lines of RM=1 [not unusual on NFP days to be sure], and the only thing to do is wait until the market backs off from “profit taking” [whatever that means] and we get the plum line close to the yellow line [or below it], and then on the plum line slope change [up], make the trade to get long. Now, since the range is already blown out above $20, this first attempt from a retracement isn’t most likely [in fact probability wise is very low] to produce anything lasting in terms of a rally; so, I’m trading the trade like I would if we were below the daily white horizontal line. Below is today’s trade.


[Note: click mouse once anywhere on chart to enlarge]



Once I’m in this thing, I know we will get a move back up, the only questions are how much and how quick? More importantly, I also know that the probability is high for a quick move up, and when it’s over, it turns around with a vengeance and heads $0.50 - $1.50 lower within a couple of seconds; I can’t wait for a red M1 candlestick to be put in before I sell and liquidate because the risk is too great at these levels; if I do I will get a horrible fill from the dealer. Therefore, many times I will place a limit sell order where I want to get out. Here, in this trade, my opening long fill was at 1324.41, a few cents above the previous M1 after it had originally opened and been red, now had turned green and turned the plum slope line positive.
I’m not looking for anything gigantic here in terms of profit; we’ve already had that opportunity come and go, and that ship has sailed. What I’m looking for is anything above about $1.50 per Oz., while at the same time keeping a close eye on how fast we are moving up from the slope change. If the M1 wants to keep going up, fine, I’ll happily follow it up as far as it wants to go all the way to the exhaustion lines [please?], but the second it starts slowing that rate of increase, red flags go up the flagpole [specifically because of the +$20 range] and I know from experience I am a very short time period away from liquidating this trade.
The minute before I liquidated, price seems to be slowing some, with price hesitating between 1325.25 and 1325.55 “bid”. At the start of the next M1, price “popped” up to 1325.70 “bid”; I immediately placed my liquidation limit sell order at 1326.00. What I don’t want to see, is the market go 1326.05 bid, and the next millisecond the bid is 1325.78, and the next second it’s at 1325.50, and I hit liquidate and get filled at 1325.38 or some such shit like that. Been there, done that; that’s why I tell you, you have to sell on the way up to get the best price from the dealer or he/she/it will treat you like a Thai hooker [just to be clear – not that I would know or anything; I read a lot.]. It simply doesn’t matter what happens after you exit; 2 seconds later it could be 1326.60 “bid” and you got that shit eating grin on your face like you just made the dumbest trade ever, and then you blink your eyes and it’s 1325.70 “offered” on the way down. When it comes to gold, seconds definitely matter, and hindsight is not something that should be in your vocabulary.
And so, here we are, gold “Thelma & Lousie’d” off a cliff only to see the obligatory “melt up” seconds later [“Hey, what’s $20 per Oz. among friends, huh?”], a rather weak test of the melt up highs, and then everybody and their brother who got long looking for “only God knows” for a continuation of the price going up, only to see a dealer/bullion bank “Trump fence” [about a mile high and deep] being erected with sell orders coming into the market and “hey, you got screwed again!” with a move back down into the 13 teens.
I’m not one to argue with market price; that’s a “fool’s errand” for the likes of Gartman and the worthless pukes “talking heads” at CNBC. I am, though, surprised at the magnitude of the melt up in price just shy of 1330 from seconds earlier at 1307. Ok, the numbers missed by 30K; so what? Does 151K jobs mean the FED doesn’t raise rates? Still plenty of time [19 days] for the FED Pie Holes [and their sycophants – paging Steve Liesman] to give us “blah blah, yada yada” about “dot plots”, “rate normalization”, and other such horse shit, so you can be as confused as humanely possible come September 21 as to what they will do; hell, until they actually vote, they don’t even know what to do.
I still don’t think sub 1300 is “off the table”; all they have really done today is blown the shorts a new one – a very much short “crowded” trade just got a lot leaner with today’s action. The “melt up” notwithstanding, I just don’t see any kind of sustained rally going past 1330 -1338 before the FED meeting on September 21; plenty of time for the bullion banks & dealers to slowly chip away at today’s action and gear themselves up for the next leg down. In my mind, up and until 9/21, any move below 1310 and you have to be very, very careful about being long with a sell stop below; these asshats [LP’s/bullion banks] teamed up with the manipulators can shitcan this stuff $10 - $30 per Oz. in a heartbeat; we’ve seen this the last couple of weeks when 1330 got taken out, and also 1315. Your sell stop becomes a market order, and you’re gonna get filled at the bottom; expect anything else and you are delusional.
Before I finish and head to the beach [cold Corona with lime, cuz I need that vitamin C], one more thing I want to mention; WTI Crude Oil. Most likely in the next week to 10 days, I’ll have the manual and mq4 algorithm file ready for release. And while my main focus is on gold, I can “multitask” and am constantly watching WTI crude oil; the trade opportunities here are amazing. This is a market that very much is a “U.S.” based market, with [most of the time] most of the action between 08:00 – 14:00 New York time. If you want a market that gives you U.S. hours with the “most swings in the shortest time”, then you’ve got it with WTI crude oil.
A few things of note about this market; 1) price swings are “off the charts”; this is one crazy ass market, with weekly moves ± 15% [or more] on a consistent basis, 2) a dealer [LP’s] community that has finally got their act together and decided to offer CFD’s that make sense for brokerage house customers rather than simply be a vehicle for gouging retail chumps, and 3) futures volume [1,000 bbl = 1 contract] that consistently reaches almost 1,000,000 contracts per day; in other words, this is where the world’s big “hot money” is trading, and that means very solid liquidity in the CFD’s.
I can tell you now, the volatility algorithm in crude oil [Brent also, if you prefer, but IMHO WTI is the better trading instrument] will take your breath away; yea, it’s that good! Unlike the DAX30, and spot gold [XAUUSD], everything is different in crude oil; don’t assume you can take the parameters in gold and just plug them into crude oil, cuz if you do, you’ll get monkey hammered. It’s a market that’s got an entirely different personality, a much different dynamic, and more beholden to rumors and manipulation than any other market on the planet!
I’ll have much more on crude oil next week, with the 2 best places to trade it, the competitive cost structure, what it takes to “play” in terms of money, and why you should trade this market [long and short] if only being long gold [which is what the gold algorithm is all about] makes you nervous and/or you’re worried about being a “one trick pony” and need some diversification without getting involved in the FX casino, where [seriously] you might as well be playing roulette and getting the free buffet.
One of the places I recommend you trade WTI crude oil has no “rollover vig”, meaning during the week you can carry [through to the next day] positions with no monetary penalty; that means not only short term trading, but the 2nd volatility algorithm for WTI crude oil will also be for intermediate term traders. [I don’t ever recommend positions over the weekend in any market; however, during the business week, when markets in the CFD’s are closed for about an hour at the end of the New York day, and before Asia opens, usually [but not always] present little price risk for positions as long as 2 criteria are met; 1) the position is clearly profitable [at least 30 cents per bbl.], and 2) meaningless or NO vig on positions.] More on all of this next week.
For you Newbies out there, who are just discovering the website and are new to my work, this last month here on the new website, you have seen the power of the “-vegas GOLD VOLATILITY ALGORITHM”; if you go back and read the blog posts, download the algorithm files, and become familiar with the trading rules, please, ANYBODY PLEASE, show me where the algorithm leads you astray and doesn’t capture consistent profits from trading.
So, next week, I’ll take some time and expand on the WTI crude oil market. For now, it’s beach time; the dog is screamin’ for a beggin’ strip, and has his beach Frisbee in his mouth along with that look that says, “C’mon man, you’re F-ing killing me here – let’s go already!!” Until Monday …
Have a great weekend everybody!
-vegas

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