LITERALLY … I CAN’T EVEN

 

“And then you get to deal with the Turnkey Forex LP’s! … watch your wallet!”

I think the world is suffering from “circus exhaustion” … politics, social head 

scratching, & of course financial trading … the truly bizarre is becoming 

normal, and it isn’t a good thing. So, people do whatever they can to escape 

… they stop reading or listening to the “news”; “might as well listen to a 

Goebbels speech from 1940” … they stop paying attention to anything outside of 

family & close friends … and politics? … good God, what assclowns the 

Sheeple have elected, especially the Senate, where it’s a race to see who is the 

most insane.

Welcome to another day of Euroland boredom … I don’t seriously think it can 

get much worse than what we are witnessing now … such tiny ranges and 

almost non existent volatility during the trading session … until of course, the 

U.S. session opens up, where who knows WTF happens next.

“Well, that escalated quickly to the upside, didn’t it”? … and with that has turned
 out to be a great range day in EURJPY, and we can all thank Turnkey for 
fucking it up royally beyond recognition. How so?

“Glad you asked! … I got 5 algorithm buy signals today, which were great … the 

first one, of course since it’s Turnkey & their scumbag LP’s, we get clipped again 

versus what we get filled at C2 by a full PIP on our buy fill … so, yet once again, 

not liking the bullshit off the market fill, I get out with a small profit. Ok, I’m 

thinking, the day is still young, plenty of time for some MOAR movement … only 

problem is the next 4 buy signals come and the MT4 is either shut off by the 

scumbag LP’s OR the MT4 can’t handle the volume of price changes and it 

crashes from an overload … I’m literally screaming at Turnkey, cuz they cost us 

some great profitable trades, and all I get from them is, “It’s not our fault” 

… Fuck that, OK? … I already told them, they’re a bucket shop … if it’s not shit 

fills, it’s MT4 “shut the machines off” by the scumbag LP’s cuz they don’t want 

to sell you anything in a rising market … OR, they lie and say it’s an MT4 

problem and MetaTrader’s fault … sure it is”.

And of course, since the new paradigm in FX is “NFP day, end in a “Y” day”, 

we get mind numbing boredom, followed by 2 - 4 hours of screaming madness, 

followed by Squid & the boys fucking people left & right once Europe closes 

… we get our shots, but thanks to Turnkey Forex, we end up with cab fare, 

thank you very much cuz they’re either incompetent OR negligent OR both 

… “I’m going with option B right now for $1,000 Alex”!

“Oh, but don’t worry, now that Europe has closed and things have settled down, 

the MT4 works just fine … Dear Turnkey Forex: shall I hook it up to the 

telegraph pole for Morse code? … and since Squid & the boys are busy fucking 

traders with fills all over the place, since it’s the NY afternoon, I’m sure it’s 

working beautifully … all it takes is one look at the M1 in EURJPY now, and if 

you don’t think these crooks operate on a different schedule in the NY afternoon, 

then I suggest you stop drinking the Kool-Aid … nice fills Squid, JPM, & 

Citibank, as you maul the shit out of EURJPY from 26 to almost 50 in seconds 

before tanking it back to 30 … nice work if you can get it … but hey, the MT4 

works, so I’m sure Turnkey is all nice and fuzzy now”.

As you can probably tell, I’m seriously livid right now as I write … “what’s 

next from these assclowns, fucking Locusts”? A few cold ones and a walk on the 

beach with the dog will bring perspective back … but still. I’m not gonna stress 

on it, although it bugs the shit out of me, cuz it’s only one day. 

Only one trade today … PAMM up a few bucks … thanks Turnkey.

Should have had 5 winning trades, but had one … I’m not in a real good place 

right now … I gotta go take a walk I’m so pissed off. Until tomorrow mi amigos 

… Onward & Upward!!

Have a great day everybody!!

-vegas

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ALGO “A+” … VEGAS “B+” … TURNKEY FOREX “F”

 

“Some days, I wonder if I can make it to 1 P.M., before my head explodes!”

It was a great day for the algorithm today, in the DAX30 … plenty of algo buy 

signals for profit; the Algo gets an “A+” … Me? … one trade I got caught on a 

little longer than I would have liked and paid the price, but otherwise passable, 

so maybe “B+” … “the morons at Turnkey Forex, who can’t keep an MT4 

platform running, a SOLID “F” … NICE JOB IDIOTS, what’s a 3 hour wait 

while you get your act together between 8:20 A.M. EST. [12:20 server time] and 

11:20 A.M. EST. [15:40 server time], as I sit here twiddling my thumbs and the 

DAX30 goes ballistic with moves, while you Numbskulls try and figure out what’s 

wrong with your MT4 platform? … Profits? … yea, don’t worry about the 

approximate $400+ in profits the PAMM missed due to your fucking 

incompetence”!

Some day folks, my head is just gonna explode all over the place.

All told, I estimate we missed at least 5 moves for big bucks in that 3 hour 

period, cuz looking at what I missed, there were some absolutely classic buy 

signals from the manual that would have seen roughly $400 in profit, maybe 

more … “but hey, you got it fixed right as Europe closes … gee, thanks for 

fucking nothing dirtbags … days over, WTF am I supposed to trade, now that the 

day’s massive action to the downside is over? … you morons ever hear of a 

fucking “back up” system? … “oh, sorry for the inconvenience” … “if you know 

what’s good for you, you’ll NEVER utter those words to me again, got it”?

I got the best algo in existence … I got a very good market with very low 

spread … I’m ready to go! … “oh wait … your brokerage house is staffed with 

total fuckups who couldn’t find their collective asses, with either hand, if they had 

a Rand-McNally roadmap in front of their dumbass faces! … and so, everybody 

gets to sit without a “Plan B”, cuz they’re too stupid to have one … and in case 

you can’t tell, I’m more than a little pissed off about this, cuz this isn’t supposed 

to happen … ever … as in fucking NEVER! … 3 hours? … WTF, did you forget 

to feed the Gerbils, to keep the wheel turning to power the MT4, or did the 

scumbag LP’s ask you to turn it off for a while? … I’d really love to know”! And 

if I had had a position on when this happened? “Well, they’d either eat the entire 

loss, or there would be blood … no other option, really”.

At first, they tried to tell me it was my internet … then it slowly morphed into, 

“Houston, we got a problem”. So, if you got some eggs at home you’d like 

cooked well done to make for next year’s Easter Eggs, just place them 

anywhere near me, and they’ll be done in about 3 minutes.

When the platform went down, cuz of that one trade I had made and was late 

getting out, we were down about $45, and that’s where we end up, thank you 

very much Turnkey … we should be up $350+, but no, cuz some people who 

should know better can’t run a brokerage house for shit! … not the end of the 

world, too be sure, but enough to piss me off to no end, cuz if it’s not the 

scumbag LP’s trying to pick our pockets every frickin’ day without fail, like a 

7-11 robbery, it’s some shit like this where the MT4 platform goes down 

harder than “Thelma & Louise”, and then they act like it’s no big deal three 

hours later.

A handful of trades before 08:20 A.M. EST, and like I said above, PAMM 

down about $45 or so … not the algo’s fault … hell, it shined and produced 

over the course of the day, just like I predicted it would in the manual … yes, 

there can be some small losers sprinkled in there, but over the course of the 

day, the DAX30 isn’t gonna let anybody be comfortable in any trade, and the 

short covering explosions on medium to very large down days are horrific 

… “too bad I was sitting on my ass watching the action from another account at 

another brokerage house, to see where the DAX30 was trading at … thanks 

Turnkey … get your shit together will ya”?

Do the “Pod People” from outer space invade tomorrow? … will biblical 

Locusts attack the Caribbean? … what shit hits tomorrow, where they can 

say, “oh, sorry for the inconvenience” …  I need a drink, maybe two, could be 

5, could also be … I’m outta here … until tomorrow mi amigos 

… “the future’s so bright I need sunglasses” [if that is, Turnkey can keep the 

MT4 up & running] … Onward & Upward!!

I haven’t had time to post PAMM trades to the spreadsheet … later tonight, 

I’ll have it up, directly below.

Have a great day everybody!

-vegas

P.S. It looks like the DAX30 “Special Rule” is gonna kick in at today’s close, 

unless there is a miracle rally. If you trade your own account, and trade the 

DAX30, make sure you read the PDF doc over in “Download Links”.

OUR TURNKEY FOREX “PAMM/MAM” IS NOW OPEN AND

OPERATIONAL; SEE “PAMM/MAM MONEY PROGRAM” IN

“DOWNLOAD LINKS” SECTION IN RIGHT HAND COLUMN

FOR DETAILS [VIEW ONLINE AND/OR DOWNLOAD] AND

START YOUR JOURNEY FROM WHERE YOU ARE AT TO

“ESCAPE TO SUCCESS”!