IDIOTS EVERYWHERE

“Especially at my house!”

I get up this morning ready to slaughter EURJPY, and hit my screens about

5 AM EST … and I’m not up very long, drinking my morning coffee as daylight

slowly hits the horizon, when all of a sudden I hear very loud screams … my

niece is here over the Memorial Day weekend with friends and they’re out at the

pool for a dip after getting up … and as young dumb asses tend to do, when

there’s more than one of ‘em together anywhere, horseplay and bad things

happening go hand in hand … and after being told NOT to fuck around the pool

and jacuzzi area cuz bad shit will eventually happen, of course they do … my

niece falls, breaks her foot, gashes herself in a few places on sharp rocks, is

bleeding profusely, and the others stand around in shock screaming … I get

out there, wrap the wounds first to stop the bleeding, look at her mangled foot,

and when the Mrs. shows up about one minute later, tell her I’m taking her to the

emergency room at the hospital about 20 minutes away … so I lift her up, tell her

to stop talking and STFU cuz she's in shock, put her in the Jeep and go to the

hospital.

“Do you have insurance or any way to pay for this? … this ain’t the U.S., how

you gonna pay for this? … “Wait … WUT!!!?” … just as I thought … never mind

we’ll sort it out later [sure, sure we will]“! … this happens around 5:15 AM EST

this morning … I get back with her to the house about NOON EST … she’s in

la la land via the pain meds and is in a cast, with some bandages where she

needed stitches … she and her friends were gonna leave tomorrow … her friends

WILL BE LEAVING TOMORROW! … she stays another 10 days to 2 weeks and

will need another visit in about a week to see if everything is healing properly

… another day where something takes me away from trading, and I swear this

last day of May 2022, this is the last day I’m putting up with any of this shit, I

don’t care who lives, dies, or whatever … this is bullshit and has gotta stop

… and will!

I apologize to my PAMM … these last few weeks, it seems like every day it’s

something … it first started when my annual checkup got FUBAR and hasn’t

stopped … why should today be any different? … June starts tomorrow, and with

it non stop trading … only a hurricane or something with the internet will stop

trading … if I have to, I’ll lock the frickin’ door to my study … we missed some

decent signals today with this shit, and on top of that, her little fuck up cost me

right around $7,000, cuz down here if you don’t have insurance it’s pay up front

or sit at the curb until you can … there ain’t any of the U.S. rules down here with

regards to taking everybody that walks through the door, cuz if they did that every

native would be here every frickin’ day for anything and everything … so not only

didn’t I make anything in a market I should have, it cost me 7k to boot … and to

top that off, when I get home the Mrs. is smirking cuz she made a nice wad in the

DAX30 today using the algorithm, and is smirking with profitability … “great, you

can use it to help cover some of the cost for what your niece just did to our

wallets!” … all of a sudden the smirk was gone … poof! … there went all that

shopping money right out the window … however, don’t think for a minute she’ll

actually fork it over from her account anytime soon … what injury, what niece?

… yea, been at this rodeo for a long time and I know how it gets played.

Looking at today’s penny slots markets called financial derivatives, a DOUBLE

REVERSAL in EURJPY, all within about a few hours, which historically means

nothing happens after the second reversal cuz the order books are wiped clean

and the day runs out of steam … of course, it all happens while I play ambulance

driver, but nonetheless it happened … “Stock Bellies” putting in some nice algo

moves as well … one thing I will add when using the algo for trading

… aggressive traders can risk longs when the HULL is hotpink, but they have to

be scalps … especially when the HULL appears to be oscillating back & forth

… that usually means in strong bull or bear markets, the longer term trend trades

can be made for the VIDYA & TEMA … this is if you want to be aggressive … given

the nature of BOJ stupidity and super easy monetary policy, coupled with ECB PIE

HOLES every day talking up rate hikes starting in July, it’s tough to see how

EURJPY is gonna get deeply monkey hammered … of course it still can, cuz PIE

HOLES change their minds, but for now an aggressive stance via EURJPY seems

warranted … this is also mostly true in “Stock Bellies”, cuz they exist in the

“88/6/6” paradigm, and it looks and feels like the back “6” is over for now … it

depends on the FED and whether they fold or not [they will].

Again, my apologies to the PAMM … I WILL be trading it tomorrow come Hell or

high water … the whole day … uninterrupted … the algo is fantastic and the

Brinks truck is waiting on us for delivery … ditto with “The Syndicate” and BTC,

cuz it looks to me like BTC is showing signs of moving again … onto tomorrow.

… outta here … “The future’s so bright I need 2 pairs of sunglasses”!! 😎😎

… Onward & Upward!!

-vegas

 

THE NEW PLAGUE … PANDEMIC GOVERNMENT

 

“FUBAR top to bottom!”

Yes, the new plague infecting humanity … government’s response to a flu virus

… now all the “Little Joe Stalins” the world over from Australia to Zimbabwe can

control their populations via “health care control for your own good”, and thus

1984 is upon us faster than Preezy Idiot Boy making another gaffe … all of us are

now subject to the whims of the “Wizards of Smart” … “does this mean I get

another Stimmy check real soon”?

I laid out yesterday in the blog update how scumbag LP banks get bailed out by

Apparatchiks … “well, that didn’t take long did it?” … heavily long absorbing

sells for hours in Cable, scumbag banks found themselves a tad long early this

A.M., and so here comes BOE PIE HOLE Haskel to save the day, muttering

bullshit about not tapering or tightening too soon for the BOE, and setting off a

furious 40 PIP rally straight up starting around 12:20 Turnkey server time, that

crucified shorts and ran buy stops … “Is that Eddie Haskel of “Leave It to Beaver”

fame, from the 60’s hit sitcom? … wouldn’t doubt it one bit … and who do you

think was selling all the way up?” … and an hour later Cable hits a new low for

the day … welcome to modern day manipulation and how it’s done! … sadly,

there isn’t anything anybody’s algorithm or model can do with Apparatchiks

when they decide to manipulate a market short term for the scumbag LP banks

benefit … it comes out of nowhere.

Meanwhile, here early, other markets [gold & “Stock Bellies”] are getting

“Monkey Hammered” on lockdown fever, as the “Wizards of Smart” panic over

another mutation of the coronavirus … ATTENTION “EXPERTS”

[COUGH, BULLSHIT!, COUGH]: “Since the dawn of time, flu & cold viruses

belong to the coronavirus family, and are known for their capability to mutate

into different strains … are you just learning this? … in the last few months,

more people have died from your vaccine via “complications” than from the

actual coronavirus … oh well, shit happens I guess, right?” … welcome to the

New World Order of permanent pandemic crisis! … “Hi, we’re from the

government and we’re here to help”!

Turning to Cable today … nothing in the Asian session to start the week, which

kind of surprised me … given the scope of panicked POLS & Apparatchiks in

Australia & France, among the worst so far, I expected some downside action

… Asia didn’t deliver … by the time I got to my screen around 4:10 AM EST

[New York], the day is practically over with an 11 minute 60 PIP drop to start

European trading around 3 AM EST … now it’s time for the “Loser Formation”

for a few hours, followed by the PIE HOLE from the BOE bailing the scumbag

banks out of longs … and since then it’s a bucket of shit, where ranges are tiny

and choppy, and the scalper algo parameters are not in sync … and what that

means is that the market is a “coin flip” … go long go short, nobody has an edge

here … might as well be in Las Vegas playing Baccarat, at least there you could

get a free drink.

The range [so far] today in Cable about 75 PIPS, which is a tad light under the

20 Day Range MA, but nothing out of the ordinary … what hurts today is the way

in which the range [so far] has got put in, followed by the “Apparatchik stick save”

that burnt “buy fuel” back to ZERO … and add to that, nobody wants to short the

market right above 1.37000, where support runs deep down to 1.36700 … so if you

get short here, given the range isn’t that sub par, where do you go if it can’t break

1.37? … and how much room do you give it if it starts to rally … if you get long,

where’s the play here, given that the Apparatchik can’t even keep it higher? … can

you say “chop chop”? … and as the sun comes up in New York, that’s where things

stand right now, a meat grinder where only the banks win … my best guesstimate

is, everything is gonna come down to where the SP500 is at this afternoon in

New York … somehow above 4300 and look out above … below 4250 and look out

below as gamma selling picks up intensity … and this will spill over into FX &

Cable as sure as I’m sitting here … late New York today could get very chaotic

and volatile.

The algorithm pre-supposes, and is designed such, that the market is gonna have

to move more than 5 - 10 PIPS over hours, cuz if it doesn’t the parameters collapse

onto each other and the math becomes meaningless … doesn’t matter if your

analyzing time and/or price, that little of movement is defined as “CHOP”, and

it is “CHOP” [especially inside a tight “Flying Wedge of Death” (FWD)] that kills

accounts and is to be avoided at all costs … and of course, since the scumbag

banks pay ZERO commish and are the bid/offer, they benefit from chop and

you lose.

NYSE open and is this ugly … “Tulip bulbs on sale, down 500 index points … get

‘em while they’re hot”! … Cable doing nothing [for now] … “Stonks” are so

overpriced and valued to perfection, any new lockdown bullshit that comes down

the pike ain’t factored into prices I can assure you … this matters cuz it plays into

dollar strength / weakness and affects Cable … Cable today, once the European

open 11 minute “Thelma & Louise” was done, has been a wicked affair … a very

nasty FWD, at times slow and at other times viciously fast, has seen price go

up/down multiple times over 20+ PIPS … through it all, the algorithm has

remained steadfast.

Only one algo signal trade today … TURNKEY PAMM UP SLIGHTLY.

And while some might think I’m displeased with the number of signals, on the

surface that may be the case cuz we always like to see trading opportunities

… however, the algo did it’s job perfectly! … first priority is to say the hell out of

trouble and not get WHACKED! … then and only then, by induction the algo gives

signals that “don’t lose”, or I should say have a low probability of that happening.

The fact there’s only 1 signal in the European session is somewhat an anomaly,

but given the nature of the pandemic news cycle and panic flows occurring, I’m

not at all unhappy with today’s trading … just the way it is sometimes!

Cable now minutes before the London Fix, hits a new low for the day and the

range for the day has expanded to approximately 102 PIPS … any sell signals

Cable gets going forward will have to expand the range on the downside, and

we’re already above the 20 Day Range MA, so not a good look for shorts down

here … of course if “Stock Bellies” continue to slide, it could get ugly this

afternoon … we’ll see.

And the mid afternoon in New York is proving to be “ugly” … DOW30 down

almost 1,000 index points from Friday’s close, and the back end of the “88/6/6”

paradigm rears its ugly head and bites down hard … the “PLunge Protection

Team” [PPT] will eventually show up, but as long as there is selling they won’t

... there job isn’t to sop up selling, their job is to punish the shit out of you after

you’re done selling, thus making you look like an idiot for selling the break

… and that “risk off” will influence Cable.

Meanwhile over in crypto, it’s nothing but steady selling in terrible trading

conditions … good grief what a nightmare the alt-coins have become.

… outta here … “the future’s so “GOLD”-en bright I need sunglasses”! 😎

… Onward & Upward!! 

 -vegas

CORRUPT COUNTRY … CORRUPT MARKETS

 

“How many “crime families” does the U.S. need!?”

Do you somehow think the “Bush Crime Family”, the “Biden Crime Family”,

[Obama is too big of an “Empty Suit” to have a crime family], and the “Clinton

Crime Family” aren’t tied at the hip to JP Morgan, Vampire Squid, Citibank, and

all the other financial criminal organizations that infest Wall Street? … and of

course, linked to the documented “Nazi sympathizer” George Soros, who funds

more  chaos & destruction worldwide than any other single human being alive.

All of course backing the rise of the CHICOMS over the last 20 - 30 years … I’ll go

so far to say, I wouldn’t be surprised if the whole lot of ‘em were behind the

release of the CHICOM WUHAN KUNG FU FLU, and started the pandemic on

purpose … would not shock me knowing how these Satanic forces operate &

work … and then there’s the financial markets … today’s Cable trading a

complete joke of “dog catcher” PIE HOLES going “blah blah, yada yada”

… here’s an idea … “STFU and get a BREXIT deal done OR walk away,

WITHOUT ALL THE BS floating through markets every 5 minutes, that do

nothing but enrich scumbag LP banks ripping off every market participant

… SIMPLY STFU”!

And I got news for all of y’all … this Hunter Biden scandal is ONLY the tip of the

iceberg of Democrat Libtard corruption & Deep State involvement in blackmail,

murder, child rape & torture, pedophilia, bribery, drug running, money

laundering, and political corruption of the highest order … first Satanic domino

to fall over was Epstein, and we all know what happened to him, don’t we? … and

now, right at the top is “Creepy Uncle Joe” and the rest of the rats on the inside

… how many more murders OR “accidents” made famous by the likes of the

Clinton’s, are gonna take place over the next weeks & months?… the horrible

truth is gonna come out, and my only hope is these sick, traitorous, scumbags

get lined up against a wall and shot … all of ‘em! … “you’re either on the side of

decency & humanity, OR you support EVIL … you got a decision to make, and

staying silent is supporting EVIL … JUSTICE BE DONE, OR LET THE HEAVENS

FALL”!!

Someday of course, maybe the lid can be blown off the biggest financial scam

the world has ever seen, which is FX and the way its run & operated by scumbag

LP banks and central banks … I’m not hopeful, but who knows?

But make no mistake, it’s all a coordinated master plan, and HAS BEEN since at

LEAST the day JFK got assassinated 57 years ago, with one simple objective in

mind, and that’s to destroy the U.S. and turn it into a Communist, totalitarian

mess … think I’m kiddin”? … think this is a joke? … did you think, if you live in a

big blue shitbox like Portland, Minneapolis, or Seattle, that the reality of your

home and/or business being burned down & destroyed was a joke, or some kind

of “tinfoil” theory belonging only to crazies? … guess again Skippy, this is real!

… “they’re ALL connected … the Democrat party, Soros, Communists, Socialists,

Anarchists, the CHICOMS, ANTIFA, BLM, PEDOPHILES LIKE EPSTEIN, CIA, NSA,

the DOJ, the State Department, and especially the corrupt FBI … and hopefully,

with God’s guidance, they’ll ALL be taken down and prosecuted'! … and I’ll throw

another thing into the mix … is the entire corrupt structure of trading “Stock

Bellies” AND FX connected, supported, AND protected by the same Satanic

forces that have been trying to bring down the U.S. since Dwight Eisenhower

uttered his famous “military industrial complex” speech his last day as U.S.

President? … “HELL YES”! … and if you’ve paid any attention at all since

BREXIT in June 2016, you know the Brit elites have done EVERYTHING THEY

CAN THINK OF TO DERAIL THE WILL OF THE BRITISH PEOPLE … I asked the

other day, “has BOJO been bought off”? … is all this market confusion in Cable

just a “smokescreen” for far more nefarious funding activities by scumbag

banks of a worldwide “Deep State”, set up to usher in a technocratic,

totalitarian, global police state? … WAKE THE FUCK UP SHEEPLE!

Meanwhile in Cable trading, it’s been a complete clusterfark of manipulation

from the European session open … nothing but straight up / straight down, in a

whirlwind of rumors and mistress fund feeding … see my shocked face… all of

course, inside a tiny “Flying Wedge of Death” [FWD] that’s only purpose is to

destroy ALL spec accounts & enrich scumbag banks, so they can spread the

graft & bribery to the usual suspects involved in the highest EVIL nobody wants

to confront or think about … “well, you better start thinking about it, CUZ IT’S

REAL & IT’S HAPPENING EVERY SINGLE FRICKIN’ DAY”!

Only one algorithm trade today in GBPUSD … TURNKEY PAMM / MAM UP

SLIGHTLY.

Normally [does that even exist anymore?], Cable should give us 5 - 15 algorithm

trades per European session trading day … lately, we’re lucky to get ONE! … why?

… cuz FX is simply going straight up or straight down, and the turns are at the

speed of light, trapping longs or shorts and literally burying them with losses

… no corrective activity, simply straight shots … today we got one, cuz for a very

short period the market didn’t move fast enough to trap, and the algo gave us a

signal … can we get back to “normal”? … I dunno, the jury is out … hopefully yes.

The beat goes on, but make no mistake people, there are issues here greater

than FX trading … if “Creepy Uncle Joe” happens to win the election, he won’t

last very long, and either be sent to the “home” to eat pudding, or simply killed

via some kind of Clinton “Arkancide”, or heart attack or stroke … then you get

Harris, a complete Communist Loon and the country is O.V.E.R. as you know it.

Outta here … Onward & Upward!!

-vegas