Recalibrate the bullshit meter, cuz today is gonna be filled with it, as the Faculty
Lounge Lizards from the FED dazzle us with their self anointed brilliance come
2 PM EST … if you have kids at home, please do not let them listen to Spicoli’s
presser today cuz it may cause brain damage to our little darlings under the age
of 95 … better they laugh their asses off in spasms listening to Biden answering
a press question.
“Everything Is F-ing Awesome!” will be the mantra, interspersed with their
careful, watchful eyes looking for ever present problems within the financial
structure of the “U.S. of China” … amazing isn’t it, the very people who create
the problems are now fully convinced they can solve the problems, and we
should fully trust them … hang on a sec while I puke … OK, I feel much better
now … and so it will be come 2 PM EST.
If the DOW30 closes lower today, it’ll be the 8th day in a row of lower price … you
gotta go back to DEC 2018, during the mini meltdown at the end of that year into
Christmas to see this many days down in a row … to be sure, the declines haven’t
been severe, just walks down the hill with the everyday mini panic to the upside
caused and perpetrated by the “Plunge Protection Team” [PPT] to 1) screw
shorts, and 2) give the banks the chance to unload “Stonks” they had to buy on
the way down at a profit … welcome to the wicked manipulation game hosted each
day by the “Liars Club”!
Gold today about as dead as I’ve ever seen it, where even the “Chuckleheads” in
the Asian session punted and said “screw this!, off to the casino”! … Europe
being Europe, they’re still recovering from the shock of having to deal and listen
to Preezy Idiot Boy … no time for trading, they’re in therapy.
The ludicrousness of this waiting for the Lounge Lizards to appear and dazzle us
with their brilliance that’s always been wrong, never ceases to amaze … what
kind of twisted & sick world do we live in, where the Dolts who’ve created the
problem, get to solve the problem but it won’t be solved cuz they’ll instead make
it worse, and everybody cheers? … but here we are nonetheless.
Whoops!, don’t look now but the economy is imploding … Look! Over there!
A Squirrel! … what do stats mean anymore, cuz in my book the FED has made
them meaningless … there’s only ONE INDICATOR the Dopes look at .... where’s
the SP500 at? … so today’s guaranteed Clusterfark coming at 2 PM EST has
just one mission … “feed ‘em bullshit and pray the SP500 goes higher”!
… thanks for coming this presser is finished.
Well, looky here!, another day of “Chipmunk” feeding at the NYSE open, where
the ETF’s, ETN’s, and various mutual funds who do all of their days buying of
stock from money received overnight, once again get “monkey hammered”
once they get their fills … nothing to see here sheeple, move along!
Gold is basically closed by the time Spicoli steps to the microphones for his
presser, and the DOW30 only has 90 minutes before its close … welcome to the
bank feeding frenzy, where it’s arranged like this so they can rip people off and
make money at spec expense … could easily be released on a Saturday when
the market is closed, but on Saturday there’s no chance of stealing money,
corruption, graft, and the “skim” … let’s not forget the “skim”, cuz the poor
old POLS, Apparatchiks, & regulators got to get their cut to look the other way
… EXIT QUESTION: “Since the “big guy” is over talking to Vlad, does he even
know his 10% is coming, or is he more worried about what kind of pudding he
gets before they put him to sleep at 7 PM local time”?
I’ll have some analysis of today’s big event tomorrow if there’s some kind of big
market moves, but I doubt that happens … we’ll see at 2 PM EST … NO trades
today, it’s a wasted day waiting for idiots … hopefully tomorrow is much better
… outta here, but if by chance I do a trade post Spicoli, I’ll do an update … “the
future’s so “GOLD”-en bright I need sunglasses”! … Onward & Upward!!
-vegas
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