THE “SPEC MONKEYS” HAVE LEFT THE JUNGLE

 

“Toto, we ain’t in Kansas anymore!”

I don’t see the Chuckleheads in the Asian session caring much about the fact

it’s “August”, cuz one look last night in BTCUSD and the entire Pacific Rim

looked to be trading Bitcoin … just your casual up $1,000 followed by down

almost $3,000, with intermittent rallies and breaks in there over $500 each, but

hey, Cable moved 5 PIPS last night so there’s that! … quite frankly it doesn’t get

any more stark and in your face than what plays out almost every night now

… traditional markets are DEAD, and the money that used to “rock & roll” FX

and other markets, has left the spec jungle cuz they got fed up with being fucked

by scumbag LP banks and central bank manipulation … and with very few specs

still hanging around, where’s the FOMO & panic gonna come from as markets

move, and provide both buy and sell fuel? … well, it ain’t coming from

anywhere, so these markets die a slow death while crypto takes the reins and

it’s off to the races!

There’s more trading action in BTCUSD in 20 minutes than the entire FX space

can generate in a frickin’ week! … market cap of the crypto space has grown to

about $2 Trillion, and it just keeps going higher … no secret really … 1) no

scumbag banks manipulating price for central banks, 2) offshore NO KYC trading,

and 3) 100X leverage … meanwhile the “U.S. of China” diddle fucks around with

BTC futures via the CME that offers 1) high margins [only 2X leverage … how

pathetic], 2) full KYC so the government can keep track of you and report your

trading to the IRS, and 3) thanks, but nobody gives a shit cuz volumes SUCK,

and liquidity is even worse … quite frankly, you’d have to be a complete idiot to

trade in the U.S.

Just more of the same bullshit, only it’s Thursday now … ranges and trading

action so pathetic last night in everything BUT CRYPTO, you’d swear your

internet was down … and I’ve had this conversation before with others, where

I hear, “well, I’ve always traded EURGBP, or USDJPY, and I dunno crypto scares

me” … really? … does it scare you to sit there and make ZERO money? … I’m

thinkin’ that’s the truly scary part! 

And just cuz they can, as the sun comes up in New York, the dollar strengthens

a little and gold gets a little more active … relatively speaking of course, cuz the

moves in here are downright disgustingly pathetic … and if you want to see

“REAL” trading go over to any of the “open order book” [OOB] platforms, for

example PHEMEX, and watch the action … if you aren’t clicking my affiliate link

up in the right column to open an account, you really have to ask yourself what it

is you want to accomplish in trading … you can see the entire OOB platform as

the market trades, or choose another crypto pair if you wish, and you can clearly

see the difference.

The main reason is you have millions upon millions of people worldwide, where

the majority have no clue what they’re doing, and like typical traders they FOMO

a move up like there’s no tomorrow, and they puke at all of the right chart points

the “whales” are familiar with, and on the way down it’s a “Class A-1 Clusterfark

of Thelma & Louise on Steroids” … and when they panic, it takes all of about 5

seconds to get the “panic ball” rolling and here they come en masse with millions

of dollars of either buy or sell orders … if you go back 15 - 20 years, this is the

way it used to be in FX … but then central banks picked up on “Peter Pan Kuroda”

from the BOJ, and his manipulations of everything Yen taught them how to do it

after the ‘08 financial crisis crash in Yen carry trades.

If gold were a free market like Bitcoin, devoid of scumbag bullion dealer banks, and

no participation of central banks in trading, the price would probably be equal to

BTC now, and the trading action similar, but we can’t have that cuz the elites that

run things want you to think gold is just a pretty pet rock and has no use, so they

manipulate the shit out of it via scumbag bullion dealer banks via the “Rally

Protection Team” [RPT], with their goal to kill all retail specs … crypto couldn’t be

more different, and of course POLS, government Apparatchiks, and banker slime

HATE CRYPTO … cuz they can’t control it, can’t manipulate it, and try as they

might can’t really regulate it effectively either … sure, they put out their

propaganda, but who’s listening? … people vote with their wallets!

NYSE open now, and the usual horseshit tiny ranges in effect … hurry up and

wait, tomorrow is Spicoli’s J-Hole speech … the most important speech

EVAHHHHH!, until the next one of course … but again, it’s all “blah blah,

yada yada” propaganda, cuz everybody knows the FED can’t “taper”

significantly or raise rates no matter WTF this shit weasel says … the math

says so!

More good news … core inflation the highest in 38 years! … probably nothing, so

says the “smartest people in the room” gaslighting for Preezy Idiot Boy and his

dumbass policies … “look, over there! … a squirrel”! … “Stonks” of course could

care less, cuz buy MOAR! & STFU! … and when you capitulate, show weakness,

and are a general LOSER, the blasts out of Kabul, that supposedly killed 13 [so far]

& injured marines [but who knows] can be expected … I’m sure Preezy Idiot Boy,

when he gets up out of his Jammies, has some warm milk, and gets his oatmeal

wiped off his face has a “plan” for this? … “sure, ask nicer next time and tell them

how sorry you are, that should work!” … it only gets worse from here folks

… what about Ukraine & what about Taiwan? … you somehow think Vlad & Xi

aren’t watching the “Bumbler-In-Chief” and his FUBAR response to everything

he touches? … and I’ll say again, you Libtards that voted for this fucking IDIOT

got blood on your hands!

Not much reaction in markets except “Spoos”, down a little … what’s to react to

that’s a surprise? … everyday a new excursion into incompetence & stupidity,

and you expect things to go smoothly? … not with this hapless crew in power.

Here’s Preezy Idiot boy’s legacy, directly below in 2 pictures. 

“Terror … blood … killing … It’s YOURS BIDEN, FUCKING OWN IT!”

All so avoidable & predictable … but again, not surprising once you figure out

who you’re talkin’ about, cuz he’s been this way from the get go some 50 years

ago when he hit the “Swamp” … he’s never been right about anything, not even

once … EVAHHHHHH!

The London Fix comes and goes, overshadowed by terror news … ranges so

pathetic they aren’t even worth mentioning … you literally gotta have a

“death wish” to be trading in any of the FX shit  today … nothing but mindless

chop … gold for its part basically the same, just throw in higher slippage and

more chop … good grief what a mess … Spicoli tomorrow at 10 AM EST … well,

this should be fun & interesting!

No trades today for the Turnkey PAMM.

Meanwhile, over in crypto land, “The Syndicate” UP APPROXIMATELY 0.21% via

some BTC trading, as Bitcoin very active in the late Asian & European sessions

… I’ve been trading BTC very light, but come September volumes go up

dramatically … this market in perpetual futures a trader’s dream!

Afternoon now in New York, and it only gets dramatically slower from here ‘til

Spicoli tomorrow at 10 AM EST … that is if there aren’t any more terror attacks

and people killed … as I said, get used to it … it’s called Libtard Incompetence

& stupidity, brought to you by a stolen election that sees 2 of the biggest tone

deaf Dopes to ever hold office … it’s only gonna get worse.

… outta here early … “the future looks so bright, I need sunglasses”! 😎

… Onward & Upward!!

-vegas

NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN IS SMILING

 

“Appeaser-In-Chief!”

A guy who’s in charge of the greatest military on earth, surrenders to a bunch of

goat herders in pickup trucks, where their “leader” got freed by Ex-Preezy Empty

Suit from Gitmo, for a traitor who shall remain nameless … through sheer

incompetence, gives them untold billions in military equipment so they can KILL

future Americans down the road … got “told” to GTFO by 8/31 “or else” … or else

what? … how ‘bout we turn your shithole of a nation into a glass parking lot?

… but no, Preezy Idiot Boy, between naps and getting jello wiped off his chin,

shakes in his slippers for fear of what radical Libtards might say if he doesn’t

capitulate and backstab every American he’s gonna get tortured or killed … I can

only imagine what Patton, McArthur, and Eisenhower would think if they were

alive today … and without even trying, he replaces Neville Chamberlain as the

greatest “Appeaser” in modern history … congrats Libtards, this ocean of blood

is on YOU!

I was told there would be trading today? … is my internet down? … WTF is this?

… I swear, FX and gold would be more active if closed for the day, and trading left

up to Vito Corleone … after a very brief running of some buy stops in Cable

coming out of the Asian close / European open simply cuz there’s very little range

and stops are ripe for the picking, it’s Loser Formation time into the sun coming

up in New York … and if you’re wondering where all of the trading volume has

gone, that’s EASY PEEZEE to answer … CRYPTO BABY! … for sure, not on any

MT4 / MT5 platform where LP’s can mug & rape orders with impunity and hand

out some good slippage candy, but on the “open order book” [OOB] platforms

dotting the landscape … if you watched for 5 minutes some BTC trading, the price

moves as well as the volumes would blow you away … cuz every single male

[some babes as well I’m sure] from the northern most outpost in Japan, all the

way down to the Southern most shack in New Zealand, and from Istanbul East to

Hawaii, they’ve ALL ABANDONED TRADITIONAL MARKETS and trade some form

of crypto … billions upon billions have come out of FX crosses like GBPJPY,

EURJPY, & AUDJPY to name just a few, and are parked in greener pastures

… and given the “gambling” nature of that part of the world, what could possibly

be better than trading Bitcoin perpetual futures at 100X leverage? … what could

possibly go wrong? … it’s like going to the casino but staying at home in your

gym shorts! … then go to the casino later! … sure as hell can’t get that in

traditional markets, no way no how, and that’s why they’ve left.

Europe can’t trade shit when it opens in traditional markets, but you’d never

know that in crypto where volumes explode as Europe gets going … there are

literally millions of dollars worth of Bitcoin, bid & offered within pennies, that

change every second … BTC moving $200 - $500 with 5 - 15 minutes happens

quite often, and to watch the millions of Sheeple FOMO-ing & panicking UP/DOWN

is something to behold … but only on OOB platforms, you simply cannot rely on

LP’s to give you a fair & honest market … it doesn’t matter what they quote you

cuz it’s all bullshit … what matters is the FILL! … and ain’t nobody gonna be

happy then … when it comes to anything crypto, nothing but LP thieves on

the MT4 / MT5.

And cuz everybody needs a laugh here at mid-week, directly below 2 short vids

that if you haven’t seen ‘em, will make you laugh all day … “I’m a Bitcoin

Billionaire” ranks right up there with Stewie trying to get his money from Brian

[Family Guy]. Here are the links to both … first is “Bitcoin Billionaire”, and below

that link is Stewie going Tony Soprano on Brian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG7zLhEWanc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZomwVcGt0LE

I’ve been monitoring GBPJPY for about 7 ½ hours now, and it’s got a range of

about 25 PIPS, and quite frankly that’s not gonna cut it, even though as I write

banks are searching for buy stops and attempting to hit a high for the day as we

enter the final half hour to 45 minutes to the London Fix … gee, who’s surprised

at this scumbaggery? … oh boy they got some stops to eat at 151, and then it

backs away … let’s face it, the trade is waiting for Spicoli on Friday … IMHO, I

don’t see him doing anything but being overly cautious and most likely impart

that “tapering”, while it might be discussed, isn’t gonna happen here too soon

… and why should it? … with Preezy iidiot Boy leading the way, expect a

depression shortly, and Spicoli is supposed to “taper”into that? … me thinks not,

and he’s smart enough NOT to be the “fall guy” for Idiot Boy’s follies … that

should be Yen supportive, and don’t look now but on both the daily & weekly

charts of GBPJPY, there’s a gigantic “head & shoulders” formation with the

neckline at 149 … if that gives way, look out below! … quiet frankly, it’s hard to

find anything about Cable that’s supportive … the only nation more FUBAR than

Britain is the U.S. … and lately, what pisses me off to no end, is the fact that until

we get close to the “Fix” [European close], not a “Hoover Dam” thing happens

… no trading, just fucking dirft … then some bank gets drift from corporate types

about orders for the “Fix” and away we go, as they front run the shit out if it

… can’t move 10 PIPS in 7 fucking hours, but can move15 PIPS in 3 minutes

… sorry, that’s just bullshit and it isn’t what I consider trading … try roulette.

Gold for it’s part can’t decide shit … locked in a $30 range of “Comex Con Game”

dealer bullshit, it doesn’t know what to do … it will wait for Spicoli for clues, and

until Friday gold isn’t worth trading or looking at … you want actual trading? … go

over and look at today’s BTCUSD m1 chart … now that’s trading! … I’ve told

everyone a million times, that crypto is where trading is, and yes too bad Turnkey

has such a lousy fucking LP that’s a pure thief … but on an OOB platform, good

grief, you can’t ask for better trading conditions of a market that really moves,

unlike the horseshit that passes for traditional “markets” [cough, bullshit, cough]

today.

Another one of those amazing “coincidences”, that GBPJPY hits its high [or low]

for the day within a minute or two of the London Fix … gee, that never happens

[except almost every firckin’ day], and if you can’t see the manipulation here

you’re BLIND … front running order flow, and as soon as it’s done, BOOM!, down

goes Frazier … quite frankly, it’s criminal … can’t and/or won’t do Mr. Jack Squat

all the European session, and then this shit … and the “guru’s” can’t figure out

why volumes & open interest are down substantially over prior years … people

are tired of this shit, and they’ve left for crypto, where the banks can go pound

sand … and now that Europe is closed, GBPJPY will be lucky to move 10 PIPS

the rest of the day.

NO trades today for the Turnkey PAMM.

I know what I said yesterday, but the assumption there was that there’s something

to trade, supposedly during the busiest part of the FX trading day … that there’s a

market that moves … 25 PIPS in GBPJPY in 7 ½ hours ain’t it folks … and we

finish the European session with EUR having a “massive” 36 PIP range, GBP a

“whopping” 46 PIP range, and finally USDJPY with a 49 PIP range … “can’t hardly

wait for 6 decimal place trading in FX so it looks like it’s moving”! … this is just

pathetic … and yea, I know it’s August but really this is beyond

“embrace the suck”.

A completely different story over in crypto … and quite frankly I can’t figure out

why people have this aversion to BTC, ETH, or the many alt-coins … June & July

saw the alt-coins suffer, but BTC traded well … they have EVERYTHING traders

say they want, especially BTC … on an OOB platform so there’s complete

transparency & accountability … volume and liquidity that’s fantastic in BTC,

and where you can get paid for limit orders … how’s that MT4 workin’ out with

scumbag LP’s? … you can literally trade $1 of BTC, and the OOB platform makes

sure your “rinky dink” order is just as important as one for a million bucks

… trades 24/7/365 and never closes … moves in all time zones around the world,

but especially Asia & Europe, with U.S. trading bringing up the rear of course

… leverage of 100X in BTC perpetual futures and the market is trading billions

upon billions per day! … “oh, I don’t like Bitcoin cuz … ummm … I dunno”, and

I’ve heard this quite a bit from people … you wanna make money honey?

Made a shipload of small trades today for “The Syndicate” in BTC, and we’re UP

APPROXIMATELY 0.43% … I’m using a special algorithm for BTC that I’ve

developed over these last months, which is specific to BTC and nothing else,

for use in the perpetual futures … only I got it, and ain’t nobody gettin’ it, although

the Mrs. account is “killin’ it” cuz she knows, but other than that it isn’t being

shared … of course, I’ll use it for “The Syndicate” cuz I’m in it, and participants

benefit … and come September I’ll be amping the volumes in BTC … for people

that don’t know, “The Syndicate” is a group of family, family friends, and some

others via the internet, that formed an “informal” group back in November 2020

to trade crypto … we each put in either $250 or $500, with nobody allowed to put

in more than $500, except me and I can put in anything I want … it’s an informal

group simply cuz there does not exist today any money management program on

an OOB platform that is 1) NO KYC, and 2) is a PAMM in substance … maybe

someday, but not now … it costs anywhere from $50K - $100K to form a

“hedge fund”, and I ain’t fronting that to trade crypto for others … you wanna

do it, email me … and so, as I build the account, I’m always looking for that

solution to make it more formal with minimal if any cost … so far, no dice … so,

people have to trust me that I’m not gonna run off to Paraguay and raise llamas

or something … and my goal in this is to turn these small amounts of money into

$1 million+ over about 5 - 6 years for everyone … so far, I’m slightly behind

schedule cuz of June & July, but I’m gaining speed here in August … so overall,

I’d say things are pretty much going as I planned, and I’m also putting some of

the profits into ETH, which I think is better for the long haul in terms of

percentage gains going forward … in other words, it’s a FREE call option on

crypto exploding and going exponential to the moon … so if anybody reading

this wants a piece of this, email me for more info … if not, that’s cool to, cuz

I don’t really care.

… outta here … “the future looks so bright, I need sunglasses”! 😎

… Onward & Upward!!

-vegas