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Friday, February 3, 2023

OH BOY, ANOTHER USELESS NFP IDIOCY DAY IS HERE

 

“Your relationship with anything involving government!!”

Break out the whiz kid calculators, it’s time for another installment of NFP Idiocy

Day … this is the day the government completely guesses how many phantom

jobs the economy created … take a couple of hundred thousand mindless

government employees, give ‘em a Chinese abacus and a pencil and scratch paper,

and before you know it, Applebee’s & Chile’s will have created another few

hundred thousand waiter and bartender jobs! … just like that! … “you gonna

believe us, or your lyin’ eyes?”


Well, that escalated quickly didn’t it? … anybody believe in the slightest that an 8+

sigma miss is legit? … and again we see, the nuclear fallout hitting markets,

where the reaction was swift & violent … attention gold bulls: fire sale on aisle 3!

… order books destroyed once again, and if you think there’s gonna be any

“trading” after this NFP Idiocy, guess again … so many markets overextended on

the “Hope” of a FED pivot or pause, with substantial gains built over the last

weeks built into the rosiest of scenarios … ho hum, just another bloodbath.


Market after market obliterated by lying bullshit from the U.S. government … see

my shocked face … I never, ever go into any of these so called “reports” with a

position, simply cuz you never know from month to month what the Liars,

Scoundrels, Hypocrites, and general scumbags of government will do with

numbers for political propaganda … after this one, Applebee’s will most likely be

the largest employer in the country, with so many bartenders and waiters /

waitresses, you can’t even count ‘em all! … and on a Friday of a week filled with

central bank horseshit, good luck getting anything to trade today once the

criminal money laundering NYSE opens … par for the course these days, as

almost nothing “trades” any longer, it just lunges between bouts of panic

… welcome to the casino!


And in case you haven’t figured it out yet, it’s very difficult for me to hide my

utter disgust and genuine loathing of central bank Apparatchiks, government

POLS, and other Liars & Scumbags who hang around markets, including but not

limited to LP’s and their criminal ilk … these Scumbags have ruined markets,

and turned them into nothing more than games of roulette … whatever depths of

Hell they eventually end up in, they deserve to be LOWER.


Oh wait, the fun never stops in the casino! … now comes ISM numbers that miss

by sigma multiples … well, 2 nuclear bombs go off, HOW LUCKY CAN MARKETS

GET? … just in case you didn’t get slaughtered by scumbag LP’s the first time

around, here’s your chance now! … is it safe yet Mommy? … just unfrickin’ real

what is happening … market destruction continues.


Gold & FX getting “monkey hammered” … “Stock Bellies” could care less … go

figure … it only makes sense when you understand that “Stock Bellies” exist in

the “88/6/6” paradigm … nothing else matters, and bad news isn’t really bad news,

just another BTFD opportunity … that’s how the public sees it … that and the fact

that most still believe the Morons at the FED … if that’s you, you might as well cue

up the Goebbels speeches, sit down with popcorn and enjoy! … and the gamma

squeeze melt up continues in “Stock Bellies” … nobody can get enough!


Earlier today, even before NFP came out, I was watching EURUSD & GBPUSD

carefully … then contrasted it with the blowout sigma miss in NFP … in both

scenarios, I’m not happy with the internal dynamics of how these markets are

being quoted and traded, and the lightning quick changes in bid/offer, even when

nothing is going on … you think you’re getting one thing, but you are getting

something vastly different, and it ain’t in your best interest I can assure you … fact

is, they’re just as bad as “Stock Bellies”, but not as bad as gold, which is the

worst by far when SHTF.


This prompted me to call Coinexx management and have a “pow wow” … I won’t

bore anybody with all the details, other than to say that if I trade the “Spoos” at

bigger volumes, my fills and latency will be like I want them to be … of course,

they’ll never admit to slippage or bogus bid/offer spreads, cuz that would be

admitting the obvious … but the bigger your volumes the better the fill … “OK, I

said, you’re on … we’ll see come next week, as I move back over into the “Spoos”

… given the panic bullshit exhibited this past week in everything else, both to the

upside and downside, where’s the beef with the “Spoos”? … name for me a market

that reacted better than the “Spoos” given the distorted news flow from all over

the place … right, there aren’t any … DOW30 is a different story … slippage in that

market is far worse than the SP500 when SHTF, and your fill can be anywhere they

want it to be … bottom line, though, is we’re already “Spoos” traders whether you

want to be or not, cuz practically every single day the “Spoos” provide the

“risk on / risk off” [RORO] bullshit the other markets follow … from gold to FX,

everybody’s got one eye on the “”Spoos” … so the risk is there, but do the other

markets have the reward? … gold does, but its risks are extremely elevated versus

reward … FX has the risk, but not nearly the reward.


As I told them, I’m getting sick and tired of being sick & tired of trying to find a

market or group of markets NOT to get royally screwed in … gold at higher

volumes has worked out OK, but gold is showing its true colors and being not

really a decent trading market … a lot of that has to do with the spread and

slippage from LBMA dealers, where it can be rough getting out of the spread if

you’re stuck on the wrong side of a trade … and watching FX today, I just don’t

see the advantage … I thought it might be there, but in real time it ain’t … and

besides, most of the time they’re simply following the frickin’ “Spoos”! … so back

to the “Spoos” on Monday, where I’m hoping larger trade volumes will see us

getting better trading conditions.


One thing about “Stock Bellies”, most breaks before the New York PM can be

bought for profit … come the afternoon, be very careful about buying a break in

the “Spoos”, and as we move to the close, leave alone breaks that come in the

last hour of cash trading … they can be particularly nasty & vicious in scope

… with no time on the clock to the close to speak of, where you gonna go with a

loser trade? … they got you and will make you pay most times.


As we head towards the close, I didn’t figure this to be an “inside day” from

yesterday … especially after the blowout 8+ sigma miss from the NFP putting

pressure on rates … then comes the ISM numbers, and another blowout … and

yet, within a couple hours to go to the close, “Spoos” only have an approximate

61 index point range … rather paltry if you ask me given the news flow … the

“Trading Ratio” [TR] has been adequate, ranging between 3 - 4 all day, but any

and all pressure is being bought so far … quite frankly, this FOMO panic to the

upside is getting overbought, and while the economy is weakening, nobody in

“equity land” seems to care one bit … some downside action next week would be

more than welcome, and if we get it in the early hours, it should lead to some

excellent algorithm buy signals.


No trades today for the PAMM, but that will change starting Monday as we tackle

the “Spoos” in earnest with heavier volume … hopefully, we can stay in the

“Spoos” and are treated right … I hate this jumping around from market to

market … “Spoos” should treat us well … in actuality, cuz of the paradigm

“Spoos” operate in and under, we can break down the probabilities very

accurately … as I discuss in the upcoming manual, 68% of all SP500 trading

action can be modeled very well … 32% lies in “The Twilight Zone”, and you

simply leave this crap alone … by definition, ⅔ of the day [or more] is a slam

dunk! … no other group of markets enjoy this advantage, so it’s a “Natch” to be

trading “Spoos” … and if we get the right conditions, I’m a happy camper … blog

update on Sunday.  


… OUTTA HERE … “The future’s so bright I need 2 pairs of sunglasses 😎😎,

and my own Brinks armored truck” 💓!! … Onward & Upward!! 


-vegas


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