“Libtard DEMS waiting for Iowa primary results on CNN!”
It’s Tuesday morning … “I don’t live in Iowa, and I’m a male lesbian, and am
wondering if it’s too late to vote in the caucuses for my favorite clown? … can I
vote twice, or no? … asking for a friend”.
In what can only be described as a classic metaphor for modern day Liberalism &
Libtards in general, give all the clowns in Iowa a participation trophy for attending,
and we’ll get back to you later with results we finally like … and these are your
“betters”? … you know, the ones who want … no wait … demand! … to run
things into the ground for the “people” … my suggestion is simple: “learn to
fucking code”! … and if you need to remember just one thing, remember this:
“those who vote decide nothing, but those who count the votes decide
everything”!
You had 3 year to do one job, which is to simply tabulate votes … and you want to
run health care? … you want to run foreign policy? … good grief Almighty,
anybody that votes for these nutjobs, and thinks ‘Murica would be better served
by the socialism & bullshit that would ensue, should take a cold, hard look at the
most incompetent, deranged, un-American, lying pieces of shit that are in Libtard
power, and ask ytourself if this is really what you want for your country. These
doofus fucks can’t even count votes! … and in what can only be described as an
amazing “coincidence”, one of the clowns, Mayor Alfred E. Neuman [what … me
worry?!] a/k/a “Mayor Bootygag”, reportedly has a stake in the company that
fucked up …. “The scripts just write themselves”!
Meanwhile, over in tulip bulb land, an almost 400 index point ramp overnight, that
started after Google reported a disaster for earnings, and the ChiComs let loose
with some more of their own QE, and it’s panic city to the upside since Europe
opened … “if only nuclear war, mass starvation, more pandemics, & greater
societal breakdown could occur, the “Tulip Bulb 30” could hit recorder-er-er-er
new all time highs quicker than DEM primary results from Iowa!
No worries Libtards, everybody is gonna get a “participation ribbon”, and isn’t
that what you want? … one of liberalism’s main goals is to spread misery equally,
so shouldn’t all the clowns be upset & miserable?… sadly, though, not all
“participation ribbons” are created equal … some “ribbons” are more equal
than others! … and if you’re confused by all of this, just go ask “Bernie Bro”, cuz
as a full fledged Communist & Socialist, I’m sure he can explain from one of his
million dollar homes, or on his private jet to the next primary, just how socialism
& communism really works … oh, and for the effort, please send me a postcard
from the gulag or re-education camp “Bernie Bro” had you sent to for asking
… cheers, Comrade!
So, in the true spirit of Venezuela, we’ll get back to you with the desired results
from the historic “peoples vote” and let you know what you need to do next
… please adjust your tinfoil hats to 9.65 mghz and await further instructions
… until then, be miserable your clown didn’t seem to win, vow violence &
revenge towards other less “informed” Comrades, and of course blame “Orange
Man BAD”! … [Pssst … don’t forget to turn the lights off in Mom’s basement
before you head for sleep & dreams of socialist utopia!]
Back to reality, and the only thing that matters is stocks … “I sure hope the
CNTRL-P machine doesn’t get the coronavirus, cuz these bear markets that last a
couple of days are “nasty” … I mean, how do the global elites cope with all this
stress of not knowing if their fav tech giant will rally or not? … oh, the humanity”!
Another excursion into unbridled manipulation as we start the trading day, as the
sun rises over the money laundering capital of the world of New York, and Wall
Street in particular … with a 440+ index point range overnight [so far], what’s left
in this bucket of manipulated shit when the NYSE opens? … “all the world’s
problems solved with the CNTRL-P machine & QE∞, and the stock jockeys love it
… insanity is more contagious than the coronavirus … this is just simply
complete fucking stupidity on display”.
Noon in Gotham … “this is literally the biggest fucking joke of a “market” going
… I can’t even … using the word “market” is a misnomer, should be Ponzi
scheme, as the world decides via the FED’s CNTRL-P machine, which today
pumps over $56 billion into the banking sector’s repo system, to buy anything
& everything with a price tag on it cuz “it just can’t go down now” … nowhere
more evident than the casino dubbed “NASDAQ”, where you too can buy shares
in a bankrupt car company run by a derelict for a scant $900+ per share … idiots
much? … quite frankly, this is embarrassing, and when it’s over [eventually] the
pain is gonna be immense … cuz when everybody hits the exit gate at the same
time, where are the bids gonna come from? … yea, me neither.
Today sees some of the most disjointed & fucked up quote boxes in the DOW30
I’ve ever seen … near the open, gaps up/down 20+ index points wide in the
bid/offer, with no doubt slippage to match, cuz it’s days like this the scumbag LP
banks live to make slippage “TRIPLE FUCK YOU MAX” … “thank you, come
again”! … now we’re in the P.M., with not that big of an NYSE range, and I’m
wondering when reality sets in and the longs start hitting the sell button
… maybe, maybe not, who knows, cuz frothy greed knows no bounds or limits
… this is not gonna end well folks, not well at all … and it makes me wonder if
the FED is engineering a crash before the election in November … I certainly
wouldn’t put it past them.
See my shocked face … suddenly, at 12:17 PM EST, somebody gets nervous
… “oh wanna get out? … sure thing … here’s your fill … whaddaya mean it’s
bullshit, we’re professionals here”! … [yes professional thieves]
Lemme get this straight … we move overnight 450+ index points, but in the
NYSE we can’t even get 100? [so far] … what utter bullshit, and it tells you the
complete manipulation that is present in these so called “markets”, where all
we’ve seen today is either straight up OR straight down, with “Hoover Dam” little
in between … the “Plunge Protection Team” [PPT] bids it up, and when selling
appears they back off, and the DOW30 backs down … after they determine
enough is enough here come back the bids, and it’s straight up the fucking
stairs minute after minute … does this sound like normal “give & take” in a real
market? … what complete horseshit.
Some algo buy signas today … FX CHOICE PAMM / MAM UP SLIGHTLY LES
THAN 0.1% … TURNKEY PAMM / MAM UP SLIGHTLY LESS THAN 0.2%.
I mean, what am I supposed to do with this shit when it won’t move, and scumbag
LP’s make shit markets with shit bid/offer quotes that if you hit the button when
it’s moving, be ready for a shock when you see the fill … and today, FX CHOICE
was just as bad as any of the others … liquidity? … what fucking liquidity?
… THERE ISN’T ANY! … from what it feels like, farts in the wind will move the
DOW30 15 index points, and it’s nothing but straight up / straight down as the
PPT controls the horizontal & the vertical … an absolute fucking joke of pure
100% unaduterated MANIPULATION … what a fucking scam the FED is running.
Outta here, can’t take another minute of this bullshit manipulation today … until
tomorrow mi amigos … Onward & Upward!!
Have a great day everybody!
-vegas
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