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Friday, August 17, 2018

THE AMAZING “CHUCKLEHHEADS"!

“Pop goes the weasel! … truly, a class of idiots!”

Second day in a row, the “Chuckleheads” in Asia panicked at the close of the 
Asian session and bid EURUSD higher in a frenzy, only to see the short 
covering evaporate and the market shoved up their collective donkeys so far, 
their teeth hurt. “Is there any market these assclowns touch, that isn’t turned to 
shit in seconds”? … they’ve practically single handedly ruined the gold market 
over the years, buying in Asia and watching New York sell it down their 
throats repeatedly … if it wasn’t for the “Rally Protection Team” [RPT], gold 
would be at $10K per Oz.

I see on ZH the other day, an article highlighting the fact that  
“Mrs. Watanabe” & her gals pals [euphemism for the Japanese public at large, 
whose wives play markets while their husbands work themselves to death in 
Japanese industry] got wiped out [again] in the Turkish Lira, using cheap Yen 
to finance carry trades in the EM currency … “well, the last 2 days has seen 
somebody panic buy at the Asian close, and what better suspects are there than 
this illustrious crew”?

And so, what we see in the market is mind numbing boredom, hour after hour, 
and then instantaneously followed by sheer panic … and then back to boredom 
again … “oh yea, nothing like a well functioning liquid market … NOT”. And 
with scumbag LP bank trading desks manned by magazine subscription 
salesmen, cuz it’s August and the bosses are in the Hamptons partying with 
Libtards who hate them, markets ain’t exactly “deep” at the moment. “It 
might look like the Pacific Ocean from a distance, but look closely and it’s a 
fucking stink puddle miles wide but only 2 inches deep”.

The usual M.O. (modus operandi) is for somebody with more commas in their 
account balance than we have zeroes, to “muscle” the market in thin conditions 
to set off buy/sell stops, take the other side, and then bid/offer aggressively the 
other way to trap retail & small institutional specs … all the while, the crack 
heads who trade the scumbag LP banks own prop accounts, front run the 
entire thing … illegal or not, they do it through offshore IBC’s not technically 
owned by the bank, but by a trust or another IBC that is owned or controlled 
by the bank … everybody “wins” except anybody who gets caught up in this 
bullshit … and then the winnings are spread around various Pols, regulators, 
and brokerage house execs to look the other way, and finally down to the 
trader, who can now go buy more meth to trade 24/5 and not miss anything 
“hey, I’ll sleep when I’m dead!”, the mantra of the traders at scumbag LP 
banks trading rooms. “Just think of your loss on the stop, as providing income 
to those in need, and I’m quite sure you’ll feel better”!

So, coming off another “drive by mugging” into the EURUSD trade this 
morning, I’m left with wondering “what’s left?”, on a Friday in August with 
the order books cleaned out. My best guess is nothing but dealer led stop hunts 
and more mind numbing chop.

Turning to today’s EURUSD market … “thank you Chuckleheads, what would 
big money do without you shoveling money into markets like logs into a roaring 
fireplace”? Now, seeing nothing but chop with a slight downward bias, that 
reverses and for the last 2 hours it’s been a tortuous climb of a massive 15 
PIPS … [forgive my sarcasm, it comes naturally to me.]

And of course, just to prove my point, a bank led stop hunt in EURUSD that 
sees the bid/offer drop over 10 PIPS on vapors, then the immediate rally back 
to where it was before it started … “err, nevermind! … except if you had a sell 
stop in and got hit … then, it’s not as easy to accept the scumbag bank LP 
bullshit, or the lame ass excuses you’ll get if you ask the brokerage house what 
happened … HINT: umm, market conditions, umm … understand now”?

Suddenly … again … I guess Turkey is not quite “solved”, and that might be a 
reason some banks & hedge funds have developed a sudden case of EURUSD 
yips. USDTRY only went higher [lower turkish Lira] 1500 PIPS in less than 
100 seconds … what’s the prob guys? “Didn’t you get the email? … everything 
risky is safe again”. And since everybody knows turkeys come from Turkey, if 
this shit isn’t solved by Thanksgiving, I’m gonna eat ham instead … “yea, take 
that … I’ll show you what’s what … frickin’ goobers”. And that’s my Libtard 
intellectualized opinion of the whole matter, very briefly.

Well, interesting short covering rallies today, that came with so many “mystery 
ticks”, you literally can’t count them all … dangerous as hell to be long, and 
just as dangerous to be short … in other words, a complete clusterfark where 
pretty much everybody gets mauled and raped by the scumbag LP banks, as 
they fill orders with reckless abandon via the HAL9000 slippage software 
“hey, just cuz we’re in EURUSD now, and conditions are better than 
anywhere else, doesn’t mean the scumbag bank LP’s have any purer intentions 
when it comes to orders … it simply means they have to make do stealing nickels 
and dimes, while their stock indices brethren steal $20 bills … watch your back 
and time your orders appropriately and there aren’t any real problems in 
EURUSD”.

Many trades today … PAMM down again fractionally, about $30.

Can’t do anything about choppy shit that goes nowhere, and then decides in 
seconds to move massively before returning to sleep … it’s either ball busting 
moves in seconds, or it’s the dreaded chop for hours, with literally nothing in 
between … and while for the most part I capture some of the move up, chop in 
others leaves me with fractional losses … but, not to worry, cuz the volumes 
we’re doing means the winners are eye watering when this shit ultimately 
decides to do something besides chop around for hours in a 5 PIP range that 
goes back & forth about 30 times a minute, and doesn’t put 99% of the day’s 
range in the last 5 minutes of the Asian session into Europe’s open. Is August 
over yet?

Anyway, meeting last night with staff very productive, and next week I’ll have 
some enticing details for people … until then mi amigos, cuz I’m outta here 
early on a Friday afternoon with zero going on [meaning new highs in 
EURUSD assured … maybe].

Sunday night, I’ll have a special blog post on EURUSD … this is something 
nobody should want to miss. PAMM Spreadsheet will be back up soon!
 
Have a great day everybody!!

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