WHICH HAL9000 IS WATCHING YOU?

 

“That “OH SHIT!” moment in your trading!!”

Oh fun, oh joy!, another NFP Friday is upon us, where you to can guess bullshit

jobs numbers made up out of thin air, just like the real live Morons in

government over at the Department of Unicorns & Fairy Tales … every single

number released in 2022 & 2023  has been vastly overstated, and then

“adjusted” lower months later when nobody is looking … this statistical anomaly

is IMPOSSIBLE unless the math whiz kids have been told by higher ups to fudge

the numbers for “Taliban Joe”  … why should this month be any different? … it

continues to amaze me, why people place such importance on fairy tale numbers

… I guess cuz they like to be lied to.

And yes, I’m feeling much better today, but I’ll pass on the chicken salad thank

you … everybody ate it and felt fine, except me … go figure … meanwhile, we

wait for the most important numbers “evahhhhhhhhhh” [until the next worthless

one] … markets, as you’d expect deathly quiet … “Pssssst!, 187K versus 170K

expected … will be revised sharply lower later,” … this doesn’t tell us a fucking

thing! … OK manipulators, time for the double or triple reversal day yo-yo!

“BAD NEWS IS GOOD NEWS!” on shit jobs numbers … oh wait, the Hal9000

changed its mind …  “Stock Bellies” lower after being higher and sucking

Chumps in, but no mind, they always come back on BTFD, and the HAL9000

surely knows this … USDJPY on the FUBAR roller coaster with a sharp reversal,

and crude oil going for 9 days in a row higher on nothing but vapors via a

sloooooow crawl up … of course Biden’s government is LYING, it’s all

hypocrite Libtards know to do!

And speaking of Dopes, there’s the IT team over at IQCENT, which since early

this morning doesn’t have a fucking clue how to keep a trading platform

running, with crashes and supposed “upgrades” taking place today … i guess

the genius tech people don’t know about off hours or weekends to do upgrades,

which is par for the course at brokerage houses … I haven’t been able to trade

anything today at IQCENT … piss me off much? … Yup, but like all brokerage

houses everywhere, they don’t give a fuck … nothing unique about this, this

kind of shit happens no matter where you go, and their response is always the

same lousy mound of bullshit … Coinexx, Turnkey, whatever, they’re all run by

a bunch of fucking creeps that only care about one thing and one thing only

… and it ain’t your customer experience … I’ve been on IQCENTS ASS ALL DAY

ABOUT THIS … what a bunch of fucking Dopes!

Supplies are so tight in crude oil, not even a slower demand picture coming from

lower econ stats is enough to get price lower for longer than about 3 minutes

… with “Stock Bellies” mini melting down after the open, I was waiting for a lower

price correction that never came … 9th day in a row oil is UP ... new highs again

for the year … “Stock Bellies” a manipulated joke, while gold barely moves at all

… once the NFP horseshit was over, nothing anywhere to shout about except

USDJPY screaming higher … what a nightmare trade that is … now that August

is over [thankfully], onto maybe normal trading, if there is such a thing any more

… for the PAMM I’m looking to trade oil, when appropriate cuz the spread is

behaving nicely, and DOW30 … for “The Syndicate”, since BTC has turned into

a joke, EURUSD & USDJPY. NO trades today in anything.

I’ll have more on the Sunday blog update with respect to binary options … onto

the last weekend of unofficial Summer … until Sunday.

…  OUTTA HERE … “The future’s so bright I need 2 pairs of sunglasses 😎😎,

and my own Brinks armored truck” 💓!! … Onward & Upward!!

-vegas