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Tuesday, May 17, 2022

BLOVIATING APPARATCHIK PIE HOLES

 

“Nothing quite like a day filled with central banker bullshit!”

What do you do when nobody listens to you? … if you’re an ECB Apparatchik you

float a 50 bps rate hike! … won’t happen of course, but that’s not what matters

…. Bingo!, Bango!, Boom!, and the EURUSD takes off … liftoff achieved Captain!

… then later today, it’s Spicoli & crew bloviating bullshit … quite the day ahead

navigating “tea leaves” from Apparatchiks!


Lightning strikes EURUSD, but then of course after the shorts get blown out, there

isn’t anything here … it’s dead, stick a fork in it! … for the last 4+ hours and

counting, price can’t go ± 5 PIPS to save its life … that doesn’t stop the criminal

LP banks Turnkey uses as “liquidity providers” from gaping bid/offer quotes over

a PIP in scope cuz they can, thus insuring shit fills for everybody … this place

should be called “Slippage Forex”, it would be a Helluva lot more accurate … but

the truth is they aren’t “Liquidity Providers”, they are market makers filling orders

that benefit their own book over and above filing an order for a small fee … if

you’re trying to buy or sell when they are, you’re gonna get mugged, raped, & then

shot in the head … LP’s don’t do this, market makers do! … these people should

be in jail.


What did we do to deserve this market bullshit? … seriously …  and now we wait

for Spicoli, who will dazzle us with his incompetence & stupidity … “are Spicoli &

Biden twins?” … nothing like the blind leading the blind … and again we get more

proof & evidence of how central banker scum blow VIX up, then quickly kill it

… what a frickin criminal enterprise!


Meanwhile crude taking the day off … up over $15 per barrel in 5 days, so not

unexpected … crypto a frickin’ joke … after the LUNA nightmare, BTC will be lucky

to stay treading water for the foreseeable future … the bloom is off the rose in

crypto, and it just might be a long while before it gets its “Mojo” back and people

come back to trade it.


Only one algorithm trade today in EURUSD … TURNKEY PAMM UP SLIGHTLY

… once the ECB Apparatchik floated his 50 bps hike opinion, and EURUSD

skyrocketed, it was over before it even began … 7:30 AM EST this morning and

say goodnight … typical horseshit from the central banker crowd, cuz all that’s left

in these casino markets is “lightning & crickets”, and if you are unfortunate

enough to get caught in one of these ugly manipulated traps, you’re completely

screwed cuz there isn’t gonna be enough VIX to blow your nose the rest of the

day … fugetaboutit!


… outta here  … “The future’s so bright I need sunglasses”!! 😎😎

… Onward & Upward!!


-vegas



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