YEA, THAT WAR STARTING ON WEDNESDAY? … JUST KIDDING!

“When even Homer is embarrassed over your Ukrainian war joke!”

So Zelenskiy face plants … “hey, just joking about that invasion starting on

Wednesday, OK?” … to which I reply, “did Hunter and the “Big Guy” get their

orders in before you laid an egg? … nothing like easy money when you know it’s

coming, amirite or amirite?” … and people still don’t wanna believe the entire

shitshow circus of trading finance is one big corrupt tank of sewage … I mean,

how much proof do your lyin’ eyes need?

It’s Tuesday, time for popcorn & more “panic porn” from the propaganda types

running the banana republic of the “U.S. of China”, so I’m pretty sure the

headlines will be flying all over the place so the Elites can get their respective

orders filled at trader / investor / spec expense … in the comical world of the

rigged casino, this is what’s known as “fun-durr-mentals” … however, let’s get

real here … war, any war, is the catalyst that takes the foot off the gas of the FED

for rate hikes, cuz as we all know, a substantial rise in rates will bankrupt the

banana republic even more and the gig is up, and we can’t have that now can

we? … especially in an election year … let the revolution begin in earnest! … so,

when all of Goebbels disciples over at the Propaganda department of the

government start talking “war is imminent”, just remember what the real story

here is, and it ain’t got nothing to do with Ukraine … “evil is truly flourishing”.

Vlad & crew move some troops … seems like only yesterday, back in the 1980’s

when he was head of the KGB and needed some coin, he’d do the exact same

thing to the gold market and make a few million or so … some things never

change, as Vlad plays western financial markets like a maestro playing a violin

… step 1 buy gold, step 2 create the “crisis”, step 3 let the suckers in and sell

to ‘em, step 4 defuse the crisis and watch all hell break loose to the downside

… Vlad, you utter capitalist trading guru! … meanwhile, Cable can’t do shit

[so far] … literally … and while BTC has moved up some today, the rest of the

crypto space has died since the Asian session closed … “Asia flies, the rest of

the world dies” … so what else is new?

The “London Fix” comes and goes, and quite frankly there for a while I was

wondering if Cable would ever move again … I guess it took Prince Pedo to settle

his civil lawsuit, and with all of the Pounds he has to sell from “Mama’s” holdings

and raise dollars for the poor little gold digger, Cable finally makes a move lower

about an hour from the “Fix” … well, about time you moved somewhere! … and

with it a spasm of VIX with the range extended for the day.

Only one algorithm buy signal in Cable today … TURNKEY PAMM UP SLIGHTLY. 

And of course, when we get the necessary VIX [which isn’t much to ask for], we

get algorithm signals, simple as that … true to form lately, once we got that first

signal off the low, it was straight up the wall … fugetaboutit!, if you were looking

for some kind of trading activity to suddenly form, cuz that wasn’t gonna happen

… and for Cable, it’s back into its little congestion area from the past 10 trading

days on the daily chart, where it can’t seem to move 100+ PIPS or more without

getting the shakes, and it looks from here like another “spinning top” doji is

forming for the day as well … seriously, what a bucket of lopsided golf balls!

OK I’m pretty sure the “war drums”, no matter how pathetic and propagandized by

BoJo & “Taliban Joe” got something to do with Cable not moving … however,

moving into March the BOE gets to step forward and FUBAR its interest rate

meeting, so maybe this market is waiting for that … hard to tell right now, cuz I

think it’s mostly a dollar story, rather than anything Cable is up to … I’ll see what

the action looks like at tomorrow’s European open, and if EURUSD looks and acts

better, I’ll probably give that a go cuz it’s trading better these last 2 weeks overall

more than Cable … granted, there aren’t any “easy” choices here, cuz the space

as a whole needs better VIX, and most days it’s splitting hairs to see which is the

best horse in the glue factory.

Meanwhile in crypto, it simply seems each day gets worse than the day before for

the majority of alt-coins … today saw a very limited reprieve as the Asian session

did move some … but after that it’s a disaster, with almost no movement at all

… all I can do is wait it out.

… outta here … “The future’s so bright I need sunglasses”!! 😎😎

… Onward & Upward!!

-vegas