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Thursday, May 13, 2021

JIMMY CARTER 2.0 … GOOD LUCK MARKETS

 

“Don’t blame me, I didn’t vote for the demented criminal fartbag!”

Well, that escalated quickly to the downside, didn’t it? … just a tad over 48 hours

ago, who cared what anybody paid to be in anything? … just HODL “Stonks”, gold,

and especially ETHUSD, cuz nothing ever goes down, right? … until it does … and

then with gas lines, civil unrest, Mideast war, and exploding inflation, the entire

world dreams about the Jimmy Carter days … well, OK, it’s a frickin’ nightmare

… and the sudden realization the fool in the WH is a bigger Dope than Carter has

markets “upset” … NEWS FLASH: “it’s a long way to the bottom, and the blood

has just started to flow from investors accounts, cuz what can the clueless Twits

at the FED do? … MOAR! QE? … buy MOAR! bonds? … debase the dollar even

MOAR!? … issue a Zimbabwe “trillion dollar” coin for everyone?


And I’m pretty sure, that Preezy Depends, once he’s had a nap, ate some pudding,

worked on the jigsaw puzzle in his basement, will get right on things ASAP … cuz

all the Communist / Socialists are already working hard on his behalf via the

“Manchurian Candidate” VP to take the “U.S. of China” and turn it into Venezuela

… meanwhile, “falling knife catchers” are out in throngs, secure in the belief that

the FED [cough, LOL, cough] has markets “under control” … sure they do … and

over in crypto, the latest “Thelma & Louise” high wire act going South is being

blamed on an Elon Musk tweet … NEWS FLASH: “the idiot savant has little to do

with ETH & BTC getting “monkey hammered”, and more to do with the classic

parabolic climb ETH went on, where it DOUBLED IN PRICE IN 3 WEEKS … and

what happens kids when price goes parabolic in any market? … that’s right

Skippy, when they suck in the last nickel and there’s no more fuel to buy, it gets

buried quicker than a Biden gaffe by the MSM … and “Down Goes Frazier”!


And quite frankly, what did you expect? … the warning flags have been going up

the flagpole for at least a week now, as everybody and their brother has been

buying ETHBTC, or just ETH outright … who cares what price is when it goes up

every single frickin’ day without end for 3 weeks … “you know, price is so “last

decade”, it’s the technology man, and I’m not selling ‘till ETH hits $100K! … fast

forward a few days, and here’s the fill [at the bottom] from your sell stop”!

… F-ing ouch! … do people ever learn? … Nope, only the names change over

time.


As if crypto needs a “risk event” to move, given the overnight ranges, but here

today at 8:30 AM EST, we got PPI numbers, and what happens if they’re “hotter”

than the CPI numbers yesterday? … are the FED Pie Holes lined up to speak at

government controlled CNBC to tell us, “no worries, it’s transitory”!? … how is it

“transitory” when over the course of the last 12 months, you Dimwits have more

than DOUBLED the amount of Dollars in circulation? … we’ll see what happens

here, but what can possibly go wrong? … and if the selling picks up today across

asset classes, who the hell stops it? … “Wanted! … professional knife catchers

with fingers! … and all I hear is crickets”!


PPI surges “highest on RECORD” YoY, but no problem, I’ve been assured by the

smartest people in the room it’s “transitory” … “hey, I didn’t voted for him, but

now you’re stuck with him, and the Communist takeover that’s coming as soon

as the “Manchurian Candidate” figures out how to get rid of him permanently, is

on the horizon … Ohhhh, good times”! … and look over there, a squirrel! … as the

DOW30 hits a new high for the day after the “Plunge Protection Team” [PPT]

shows up to show you everything is “fine” … see? … problem, what problem?

… move along now Sheeple, and let the “smartest people in the room” handle

things, OK?


So, I turn my machines on this morning around the European open and see the

crypto carnage … “wonderful, a $9000+ range in BTC, only 200%+ higher than the

20 Day Range MA, WTF am I supposed to do with this? … am I supposed to think

BTC is gonna magically reverse and hit a new high today, so look for buying

opportunities? … or is this the first of “shoes” to drop, from who knows where,

when this kind of action shows up? … cuz with this kind of range to the downside,

it means there is a high probability more than one version of “Thelma & Louise”

show up for some downside, nightmare declines that in 2 minutes can wipe out a

week’s worth of profitable trades … and the eerie silence of markets drifting as the

day starts only makes me more suspicious of today when the U.S. gets going

… especially in the criminal afternoon of the New York session, where anything

can happen … and I mean anything!


Well, here we go, now it’ Binance’s turn to face the Apparatchik music, from the

Gestapo arms of the “U.S. of China” … hot on the heels of a major U.S. pipeline

being “hacked”, and that they paid $5 million in crypto, never forget “Never Let A

Crisis Go To Waste”! … quite frankly, since they can’t find Cankle’s emails [IRS,

FBI, DOJ, NSA, CIA, or any other worthless alphabet soup Apparatchik Zoo], I’m

sure they’ll have no problem finding illicit crypto money channeled and washed

about 7,000 times through Asia & Europe … you know, cuz they’re the “experts”

and everything … but let’s not also forget what the real purpose of this

“investigation” truly is, which is to paint the crypto space as rife with drug

dealers, hackers, and other assorted lowlifes who skate the law 24/7/365, and

attempt to make a gullible public “they’re on the case”! … quite frankly, these

“Swamp Dopes” couldn’t find their asses with both hands if they had a Rand

McNally road map, so this “investigation will go NOWHERE.


And as we head into the mid afternoon of New York, who wants to catch a bunch

of falling knives dropped from 35,000 feet? … made the worse by the parabolic

rise of ETH, and all of the stupid shit done in the last days by FOMO loving

Sheeple everywhere … “It can’t go down!! … until it does … HARD … here’s your

sell stop fill … stop yelling & screaming”!


NO trades today in either the TURNKEY PAMM or in crypto for “The Syndicate”.


The only thing that matters on a day like today, is NOT losing money or getting

“whacked” doing “stupid shit” … if you think I’m steppin’ into this flaming bag of

dogshit, and hoping not to get burned or have dog poo on my shoes,

fugetaboutit! … BTC price moves have completely gone off the rails … signals

don’t mean “diddly squat” when you climb out past the “5 or 6 sigma” space of a

probability curve, and then think all is “normal” … the only normal here, is

“The Crypto Twilight Zone” … and in case nobody told you, there are no rules

there, so don’t try and make any!


Tomorrow’s blog will deal with my favorite crypto pair, which is TRX [TRON]

… there isn’t a better crypto pair to trade, bar NONE … small account, medium

account, or large account, they all can find success in this pair, and the trading

algorithm absolutely NAILS this pair to the barn door! … out of all the crypto pairs

out there to trade, IMHO this is the BEST for “traders” [scalpers especially

… make a great living trading this pair!]… I’ll lay it out for you tomorrow.


… outta here … “the future’s so bright I need sunglasses”! 😎

… Onward & Upward!!


-vegas




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