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Wednesday, March 10, 2021

SEE MY SHOCKED FACE

 

“Government lies & manipulations … see my shocked face … do I look happy?!”

Well now, another phantom bullshit report from the Department of Unicorns &

FairyTales, where according to an article on ZH, was all made up and falsified

with guesswork … inflation numbers? … “meh, we’ll just make shit up as we go

along”! … nice government work … did they hire the math whiz kids out of the

Baltimore School District public edumacation system? … then of course, the

stage is being set for Preezy Depends exit stage left for the home or the

graveyard, with not many caring which one, cuz the Doofus can’t even mumble

his way through a presser … “hey, why am I here? … you know, the thing”! … but

I’m supposed to believe this nitwit got 81 million votes?


The entire country, socially, morally, financially, culturally, is a basket of puke

… government serves the elites, you’re just a worker bee … but never mind,

you’re gonna get a $1400 “Stimmy” check soon … “Oh boy, I think I’m gonna

pee”! … and “Stonks”? … no worries, the casino management has assured

everyone that everybody makes money, just buy MOAR! … cuz with the CNTRL-P

machine going “Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” at a record clip, churning out digital cow chips,

that moola finds its way to “Stonks”, where the HFT’s eagerly await your arrival.


So now we know the numbers this morning are horseshit, I await the 10 YR

casino funding Ponzi scheme, which I’m told is the most important auction

evahhhh! … until the next one of course … and “Stonks” are holding hands

with Dorothy as she walks blissfully down the yellow brick road in her dream

… what can possibly go wrong here? … literally, the entire U.S. financial system

a Venezuelan penny stock, priced in Bolivars … please, come play, your country

needs your money!


The 10 YR auction out of the way, and who cares what the yield is, buy MOAR!

“Stonks”, cuz STFU and buy MOAR! … every day this week an exercise in

“Pump & Dump” at the speed of light … trading? … WTF is that? … it’s either

panic up or panic down, with every day at the NYSE open, it’s like I’m watching a

game show where everybody wins free prizes and money … quite frankly, these

aren’t “markets”, they’re table games at a casino.


Which brings me to crypto … “BTC flies, the rest of the shit dies”! … alt-coins

can’t move to save their stinkin’ lives, all the while spreads blow up cuz there’s

no volume and even less liquidity … makes “Stonks” look sane, which is hard,

but crypto finds a way.


Quite frankly, I’m at a loss for words describing the level of pure stupidity

surrounding “Stock Bellies” … everybody with a pulse keeps pouring into shit

like GME and the other bell weather junk cow chips, while the FED ramps ever

higher CNTRL-P insanity to new, never seen before, levels of “Brrrrrrrr” freshly

printed Benji’s … remember when the “Cocaine Cowboys” flooded Florida with

money in the 1980’s? … that’s child’s play compared to the FED, doing 5X MOAR

than all of the drug smugglers combined over the decade, and they print MOAR

than that in a frickin’ WEEK! … but no matter, nothing to see here Sheeple.


No trades today in the Turnkey PAMM / MAM.


Only got one signal after the NYSE open, and that got blown through violently,

making the trade a non starter … after that, straight up to new heights of stupidity

and insanity, with nothing more than a squirrel fart of corrective activity the rest

of the day, now heading into the close … only thing to do now is wait and be

patient, cuz I ain’t buying rallies … unless of course it goes up everyday now

forever, which I’m apt to believe there are some that believe that.


Over in crypto, some algo trades today in ETHUSD … “The Syndicate” up about

0.11%


Alt-coins have died for activity, and BTCUSDT has become a joke, even in

PHEMEX cash, as the spreads have blown out considerably recently to levels that

make trading Bitcoin not in our favor … simply untradeable in its present form.


… until tomorrow …  “the future’s so bright I need sunglasses”!  😎

… Onward & Upward!! 


-vegas



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