“And this is what goes for “war” now? … lob some scripted missiles!!?”
Imagine if this horseshit were in WWII … who is lucky enough to be in Hitler’s
press corp? … would they ask what his favorite flavor of ice cream is? … and
so here we go again with another bogus “the world is coming to an end, sell
Mortimer, SELL!! … WELL IT APPEARS, NOBODY GOT HURT! … what a relief
to the hordes of Libtard Journos who think war is somehow just a photo op
for propaganda … I’m so old I can remember when war was for killing and
breaking things” … and once again, overnight the sellers get stiffed and made
to look like Chumps!
Meanwhile my annual physical, always a pleasure for any guy over the age of 35,
went off without a hitch … sure, you know it’s coming, but that doesn’t stop them
from putting on the gloves that look like they’re gonna deliver a calf out on the
farm … from my perspective, that’s what it looked like … cuz nothing, absolutely
nothing beats the experience of a prostate exam … that was so good, can I get a
second opinion from another Indian doctor here? … and when I sarcastically
asked the nurses where’s my tootsie roll lollipop for being a brave little soldier, I
am magically informed that’s only for big boys who don’t B.I. Itch and moan all
the way down the hallway back to Mommy … “well, that’s easy for you to say
… I’m hoping the mental scars heal by this time next year!"
Is there anything left on the order books for a Friday after first killing longs and
then destroying shorts? … after this bogus WWIII clusterfark you got to wonder
if anybody wants to play trading today, or just go home for the weekend and ask
themselves why they stayed up all night to get the shit beat out of ‘em? … time
would have been better spent watching “Brady Bunch” reruns and WNBA
highlights … asking for some friends … we’re about to find out.
As we lurch to the criminal, money laundering NYSE open, crypto getting some
heartburn slightly lower after basically 5 hours sideways where no headway was
made to the upside … and if you can’t take it higher, disappointment always sets
in and traders will attempt to take it lower … sometimes it works, many times it
doesn’t and in that case you get chopped to death buying breakout tops and then
selling breakout bottoms or vice versa … in any event, not a good scenario when
things are tight and getting tighter … markets have done a complete 180 from 48
hours ago … ultra bat shit crazy [BSC] to are we open?
Now into mid afternoon in NY, and nobody but nobody wants to play … it’s the
human psychology factor at work on a Friday where earlier first longs, then
shorts, got hosed in about as record of a time as you can possibly have … not
just crypto but everything … however, I would note crypto loves to follow and
mimic the NDX100, and the darling techs have been down now 6 days in a row
[including today], losing some 1,250 index points, or roughly 6% in value
… while they won’t usually go tick-for-tick, it’s tough sledding for ETH to move
higher when tech “Stonks” are getting beaten like a baby seal at a Japanese
whale hunt.
So we go from mind blowing bat shit crazy [BSC], and then walk into today and
the entirety of the NY session is about $55 in ETH? … WTF? … and while there
were some algo buy signals, albeit very weak in scope and nature, unless
“Stock Bellie” can regain some upward “FOMO & MOMO”, who wants to be
stuck in ETH begging for price to get above your buy so you can make $0.19?
… and that’s if you’re lucky and they don’t rip the shit out of your order with
slippage … been at that rodeo and don’t want to play for meager gains with the
same risk … all-in-all, simply a shit day … back to those “Brady Bunch” reruns
… so no trades today, not cuz I wasn’t tuned in … Hell, I was “locked & loaded”
… it’s cuz there was no real market today in the NY session, with about the worst
chop you could imagine … blog update on Sunday … cya then!
… OUTTA HERE … “The future’s so bright I need 2 pairs of sunglasses 😍😍,
and my own Brinks armored truck” 💓!! … Onward & Upward!!
-vegas